The Official MSIMA Consumer Loyalty Test

Wake up, my dear fanatical Mis-shift reader!

We have gained the ability to give you lovely assholes pop quizzes, so while we slowly dissolve into the automotive version of Buzzfeed slop, enjoy this! A look back at the rich and illustrious history we have at this glorious company. You better get an A, because if you don’t, the belt is coming off. I mean it.

MSIMA Consumer Loyalty Quiz

How much of a consumer are you? Take the official loyalty quiz to find out!

1 / 30

Who is our resident vintage Mercedes Benz hoarder?

Melody

Pierce

Da Pimp Masta

Monty

2 / 30

Which one of these cars did we think was the best Miata alternative?

LaFerrari Aperta

Chevy SSR

Mercury Capri XR2

Fiat 124 Abarth

3 / 30

Which of these games in the Ford Edge infotainment system was ranked our favorite?

Double Sum

Jigsaw Puzzles

Parking Lot

Sudoku

Sketch App

Tiles

4 / 30

What NASCAR team is trying to win the space race?

Joe Gibbs and the Redskins

Penske

GM (and associated partners)

Stewart-Haas

5 / 30

What strip club was the Apocalypse Jeep headquarters next to?

Soft Tails

The Boobie Trap

Sillouites

Diamond Dolls

6 / 30

What was our favorite bolt pattern?

3 Bolt

5 Bolt

6 Bolt

Center Locks

4 Bolt

7 / 30

How many sunglass holders does the 2002-2004 Toyota Sequoia have?

8 / 30

Which prison did Max Vershrappedin serve his swearing penalty in?

El Salvador

Guantanamo Bay

Alcatraz

Rwanda

9 / 30

How many articles have we published since inception?

112

328

723

239

10 / 30

What was our most phallic vehicle in 2023?

The Weiner Mobile

Nissan Deltawing

Toro Rosso STR3

1st Gen Dodge Viper

11 / 30

How rare is the Hyundai Kona Iron Man Edition?

1/1,999

1/50

1/300

1/500

12 / 30

Who blew a prototype vehicle up to retain relevance in the modern automotive landscape?

Lucid Motors

Faraday Future

Slate Automotive

Tesla

13 / 30

What car was the head of the Chinese Communist Party caught driving?

Ford F150 Lightning

Toyota Crown

Buick Enclave

Hyundai Genesis

14 / 30

Which two car companies announced the end times?

Aston Martin

Apocalypse Jeeps

McLaren

Lamborghini

15 / 30

What racetrack did we do our famous Bugatti vs Oxcart comparison article on?

Chuckwalla Valley Raceway

Willow Springs

Apple Valley Raceway

WeatherTech Raceway Laguna Seca

16 / 30

What is Nissan’s next Nismo model (according to us)?

Nissan Kicks Nismo

Nissan Versa Nismo

Nissan Altima Nismo

Nissan GTR Nismo Nismo

17 / 30

Which one of these features did we not confirm about the Ferrari Purosangue?

At least one seat

At least one coat of paint

Offered with turn signals

Feature even number of cylinders

Minimum 4 tires

Comes in yellow and red

Called the Purosangue

Being entered in Dakar rally

US Army is interested

18 / 30

What argument did we use to claim that the Mazda 323 was really an Aston Martin DB7 in a suit?

It came to me in a dream

I stopped taking my medicine

if you take off the skin and squint, it’s literally the same thing because Aston martin owners wear suits

Positive affirmations

19 / 30

Who won in the first MSIMA transportation race?

Amtrak EMD F59PH

Honda Civic Type-R

20 / 30

What mystical prototype engine was found deep in VW’s backrooms?

VR8

Supercharged V14

W50

W10

21 / 30

What car review did this quote originate from?
“You’re better off using your imagination, at least up there only you can disappoint yourself.”

Jeep Compass Trailhawk

Mercedes W124 E320t

C4 Corvette

Saab 9-3

22 / 30

How many seconds did Lewis Hamilton gain shaving his head before a race?

1.560 seconds

0.056 seconds

0.136 seconds

0.002 seconds

23 / 30

What is the alternative Mis-Shift website called?

Mis-Shift: PG13

Gear-Shift into my Mouth

Mis-Shift For Work

Hiding from your Boss

24 / 30

What does the Mahindra company NOT do?

Big Rigs

Tractors

Loans

Motorcycles

25 / 30

Jeep Compass?

Jeep Compass

Jeep Compiss

Jeep Cumpiss

Jeep Cumpass

26 / 30

According to our journalists, which car is getting a limited run restomod?

Geo Metro

Saturn SC2

Volvo 240

Ford Mustang II

27 / 30

In the Grande LeMans article, which Motorsport mogul had a majority of Road Atlanta’s corners named after him?

Max Verstappen

Richard Petty

Bill France

Bernie Ecclestone

28 / 30

What car did MSIMA writer Monty attend the launch of?

2023 Nissan 400z

2026 Slate Pickup

2025 Lucid Gravity

2025 Toyota bZ4X

29 / 30

Which car from this comparison article won our hearts?

Renault Oroch

Ford Focus ST

Nissan Versa

VW Golf GTI

30 / 30

What event is hosted on the official MSIMA discord server, not found anywhere else?

Un-Talented Show

Mis-Shift Jeopardy!

Racing League Night

Automation Shenanigans

Your score is

The average score is 57%

Mis-shift INTO MY ASS

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