Category: Motorsports
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Vittori Motors Announces GT2 Program
Tighten your assholes, cause we’ve violated SEVERAL NDA’s and are now banned from traveling through EU nations just to give YOU the best god-damn news we can. Eat it up, you worthless consumers, like the cattle in a feedlot that you are. Anyways. Start up AI-POWERED hypercar company, Vittori Motors, has announced big motorsports ambitions…
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Williams F1 to use Real Racing 3 for DIL Simulator.
In a MSIMA EXCLUSIVE ARTICLE, we talk to Williams F1’s head of vehicle simulations about changes to their driver-in-loop (DIL) simulator. While on a visitors tour of Williams facilities, we “accidentally got lost” and wound up talking to their vehicle simulation team! And after a lengthy conversation, we learned that Williams has been struggling as…
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Roger Penske Goes to Space
Drop WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING and get ready to mis-shift into YOUR asshole motherfucker! We have news! The American race team founder, Roger Penske, has announced today that his motorsports conglomerate will be embarking on a new challenge: manned lunar exploration. And yes, we are just as lost. So, lets turn straight to the horse’s…
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2019 Honda Civic Type R, wide load comin’ through
Transit races are great, but the Type R deserves a fair shake to show what it really can do. So this time we autocrossed it and drove the resident GTI owner (more) insane.
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Apocalypse Manufacturing to Run RAM NASCAR Truck in 2026
YOU’VE READ THE TITLE ASSHOLE! South Florida LEGEND and builder of 6×6 Rams, Jeeps, Fords, and the occasional Defender are entering professional motorsports. And it’s not the Baja 1000, because that’s a different article that we’ve yet to write. Instead, they will be fielding a two truck entry into the NASCAR Craftsman Truck Series! And,…
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Mis-Shift into Petit Lemans
Ah yes, the world of racing. No where else can you ruin your hearing, drink copious amounts of alcohol and experience non-stop action for 10 hours straight. Petit Lemans© at Michelin Raceway© Road Atlanta© closes out the IMSA schedule on a fast flowing and hilly circuit deep in the backwoods of Georgia (aka, an hour…
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McMurtry Announces Upside-down One Make Series
In an effort to boost exposure and sales of their track only electric fan car, McMurtry has announced a new one-make series for their car, the Spéirling. The Michelin Spéirling Inverse Cup (presented by WindShear), is a series unlike anything before: the cars will race upside down! The idea to exploit this electric nugget’s ability…
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Max Vershrappedin Serves Swearing Punishment in Rwanda
Outrage from Max Verstappen’s on mic slip up has reached critical mass today. “TURN THAT SHIT OFF”, was the response by current president of the FIA Mohammed Ben Sulayem’s mother. She heard the utter fucking torrent from our reigning champ of this gawd damn world Max Verstrappon swear, when he said the word “F**k” over…
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We Downloaded the Williams F1 App and got Clinically Depressed
Oh Williams F1. You plucky little buncha engineers might not be able to replicate your past successes in any capacity nowadays, but that’s okey. At least you can keep up with the modern times! And what’s that? You clever little bastards made an app?! Oh jovial summers day, let’s indulge. Yeah so Williams F1 has…
