Tag: nascar
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Roger Penske Goes to Space
Drop WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING and get ready to mis-shift into YOUR asshole motherfucker! We have news! The American race team founder, Roger Penske, has announced today that his motorsports conglomerate will be embarking on a new challenge: manned lunar exploration. And yes, we are just as lost. So, lets turn straight to the horse’s…
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Apocalypse Manufacturing to Run RAM NASCAR Truck in 2026
YOU’VE READ THE TITLE ASSHOLE! South Florida LEGEND and builder of 6×6 Rams, Jeeps, Fords, and the occasional Defender are entering professional motorsports. And it’s not the Baja 1000, because that’s a different article that we’ve yet to write. Instead, they will be fielding a two truck entry into the NASCAR Craftsman Truck Series! And,…
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Head of Chinese Communist Party Caught in Buick Enclave
“That’s not a Buick!” Said the agricultural minister. His family hasn’t heard from him since. Due to Buicks recent marketing efforts, pure confusion has swept through the communist party, struggling to identify the poorly built American automobile. “I could have sworn it was a Buick, but upon closer inspection, it was my wife’s sister!” Said…
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Honda Announces NASCAR Entree
Ahead of the Daytona 500, Honda Racing Corporation, or HRC for short, has announced plans enter the current Accord and Civic into NASCAR. “During the rebranding from HPD to HRC, we uncovered old plans scribbled by an Indy car intern for a NASCAR body using the Honda accord”, said our contact at HRC. “And one…
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Our First Serious Article – lmao XD rofl (rawr) (I felt emotions)
(This might be a bit pretentious lmao) You’re a little shit in middle school, and congrats you’re now into cars. McLaren this and Porsche that, and suddenly you’ve been persuaded that those 4 wheeled hunks of metal are the coolest things on the planet. And lucky for you, your dad is nuts, takes you on…
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Ford Performance Seeks Group Therapy – Ford GT MK IV
The most recent Ford GT has been in production since 2016. And officially, the car should’ve been put to pasture as late as last year. But with the announcement of the MK IV, a no fucks given track car, it seems that Ford just can’t help themselves. We reached out to Ford to see if…
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Ford Releases 2024 Mustang Nascar homologation
After revealing their updated nextgen NASCAR (now clothed in the new dark horse body), Ford also made a special announcement. Ford is releasing a limited run “homologation” package for the 2024 mustang dark wing. Owners can expect a bump in power, new BBS wheels, and a unique Red-White-&-Blue interior. More interestingly, Homologation package will also…
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An educated guide to Wind Tunnel Food for Interns by MSIMA Culinary Experts : Aerodyne and A2
Welcome to MSIMA’s new food column. Someone wasn’t able to conscience me that an auto themed food column was a bad idea! (*from Pierce et all: we did, it was like talking to a stoned wall) Hey you there. Yea I’m looking at you consumer. No no, you play your ass there. We’re talking about…
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An educated guide to Wind Tunnel Food for Interns by MSIMA Culinary Experts : WindShear Full Scale Rolling Road Wind Tunnel
It’s 10pm, you’re double shifting it at Windshear because the Daytona 500 is two months away, and you’ve got a good week’s worth of extra tunnel test time to use up before year’s end. Between a shit repeat and a change that’s too small to detect, your poor, college student tummy begins to make the…