Tag: indycar
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Roger Penske Goes to Space
Drop WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING and get ready to mis-shift into YOUR asshole motherfucker! We have news! The American race team founder, Roger Penske, has announced today that his motorsports conglomerate will be embarking on a new challenge: manned lunar exploration. And yes, we are just as lost. So, lets turn straight to the horse’s…
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Micheal Waltrip Announces Renewed Partnership with AF Corsa for 2025 IMSA GTP Entree
In a move that surprised everyone and left many going “wait he’s still alive?”, Michael Waltrip has announced a renewed partnership with Italian racing team and close Ferrari partner, AF Corsa. Having worked together before to field Ferrari 458s in WEC and IMSA, a new partnership has begun to set out an operation to run…
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Chip Ganassi Drives a Semi Though the Humane Society
From your local discontunued mineshaft, The Skinwalker presents: Against the recommendations of his lawyers, Chip Ganassi actually doubled down on his recent action at the Rolex 24, reversing onto and killing a driver’s dog. In order to drive his point home, Mr. Ganassi has decided to take a team semi truck and drive full speed into…