Category: Car News?
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BAIC Brings Back Rover
WAKE UP CONSUMERS!! We have NEWS! In their latest bid to secure further market share on the British Isles and mainland Europe, Beijing Automotive Group Co., Ltd (BAIC) has begun the relaunch of several historic brands. Much like SAIC with MG, BAIC quietly purchased the rights to Rover from Tata Motors in August of last…
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Mercedes Benz Releasees the Flying Car 2
Mercedes is done. DONE WITH COCKING ABOUT. They’ve built the magnum opus, something that can never be topped. Not even the 1988 W126 420SEL will be as good as the latest release from Mercedes, and we’re here to break things down for you. The best or nothing? You’re certainly not getting nothing! Mercedes-Benz STUNS THE…
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Hyundai Elantra N TCR Edition SLOWER Than Base Model
The new special edition Elantra N has been unveiled, and it’s a striking vehicle to behold. Only in limited production numbers with that massive, TCR style swan-neck wing, big brakes, suede interior panels and special badging all over, this “track focused” Hyundai is bound to be quick. Isn’t it? Well dear reader, I’m sorry to…
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Porsche Announces Paint to Sample Edible Dye
Porsche recently announced a new product from its paint to sample (PTS) department. For the ultimate Porsche enthusiast, the new Porsche Food Dye is a must have. Now, not only will Porsche color match your 911 to whatever it is you want, but now finally, you can have a matching edible dye too. Which has…
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Spoon Released CFD Optimized Spoon
News from Japan this week, as famed Honda tuner and racer Spoon have unveiled a new product. Leveraging their aerodynamic department’s skills, the Spoon SP00N is a departure from their normal operations. After seeing HKS release a series of commemorative shot glasses, engineers figured that they could to something similar. And thus the task of…
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Ford to Genetically Alter Workers to be “Built Ford Tough”
Breaking news from the world of the automotive! You better have your assholes mis-shifted dear consumers, because our operatives successfully infiltrated the internal servers at Ford’s R&D center. And after shifting through a bunch of failed Ford GT reboots and plans for a Mustang LMH car, we found the “Ford Tough Initiative 2”. After an…
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The ZR1X Might Be Fast, But MSIMA *Will* Be FASTER
May of you “so called loyal consumers of content” may have heard from more “reputable” and “intellectual” sources that the new 1200 hp awd hybrid Corvette ZR1X posted a sub 2 second 0-60 time on both a prepped and unprepared surface. This bit of news, after further examination (reading it on Hagerty’s Instagram account) turns…
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GM Trademarks ‘Camaro’ in Cambodia
GM TRUTHERS lurking within the depths of the online forum “GM Authority” have recently uncovered news that Chevrolet has register a new trademark for the Camaro nameplate in Cambodia! I’m not making this shit up! We can only speculate as to why this is. Maybe GM needs to renew it and went with the cheapest…
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Faraday Future Blows Up Car to Retain Relevance
Indefinite startup company Faraday Future has been back in the news recently due to a fire and subsequent explosion of a test vehicle at their Los Angeles headquarter. Specifically, an old FF 91 Electric SUV “mysteriously” caught fire in “an accident”, which resulted in the car exploding. The subsequent damage to their facilities was apparently…
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Top Ten Rumors and Leaks for the Upcoming Ferrari EV SUV!
WE ARE ALWAYS ONE STEP AHEAD OF THE CURVE. WE HAVE NEVER MISS. WE HAVE NEVER FAULTED. And like the Puerosandwich or however you spell it, we WILL DELIVER YOU EVERYTHING WE KNOW SO FAR! So, before Ferrari supposedly unveils an electric SUV no one asked for so that someone(?) will buy, we’re here to…