Category: Car News?
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Spoon Released CFD Optimized Spoon
News from Japan this week, as famed Honda tuner and racer Spoon have unveiled a new product. Leveraging their aerodynamic department’s skills, the Spoon SP00N is a departure from their normal operations. After seeing HKS release a series of commemorative shot glasses, engineers figured that they could to something similar. And thus the task of…
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Ford to Genetically Alter Workers to be “Built Ford Tough”
Breaking news from the world of the automotive! You better have your assholes mis-shifted dear consumers, because our operatives successfully infiltrated the internal servers at Ford’s R&D center. And after shifting through a bunch of failed Ford GT reboots and plans for a Mustang LMH car, we found the “Ford Tough Initiative 2”. After an…
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The ZR1X Might Be Fast, But MSIMA *Will* Be FASTER
May of you “so called loyal consumers of content” may have heard from more “reputable” and “intellectual” sources that the new 1200 hp awd hybrid Corvette ZR1X posted a sub 2 second 0-60 time on both a prepped and unprepared surface. This bit of news, after further examination (reading it on Hagerty’s Instagram account) turns…
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GM Trademarks ‘Camaro’ in Cambodia
GM TRUTHERS lurking within the depths of the online forum “GM Authority” have recently uncovered news that Chevrolet has register a new trademark for the Camaro nameplate in Cambodia! I’m not making this shit up! We can only speculate as to why this is. Maybe GM needs to renew it and went with the cheapest…
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Faraday Future Blows Up Car to Retain Relevance
Indefinite startup company Faraday Future has been back in the news recently due to a fire and subsequent explosion of a test vehicle at their Los Angeles headquarter. Specifically, an old FF 91 Electric SUV “mysteriously” caught fire in “an accident”, which resulted in the car exploding. The subsequent damage to their facilities was apparently…
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Top Ten Rumors and Leaks for the Upcoming Ferrari EV SUV!
WE ARE ALWAYS ONE STEP AHEAD OF THE CURVE. WE HAVE NEVER MISS. WE HAVE NEVER FAULTED. And like the Puerosandwich or however you spell it, we WILL DELIVER YOU EVERYTHING WE KNOW SO FAR! So, before Ferrari supposedly unveils an electric SUV no one asked for so that someone(?) will buy, we’re here to…
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Roger Penske Goes to Space
Drop WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING and get ready to mis-shift into YOUR asshole motherfucker! We have news! The American race team founder, Roger Penske, has announced today that his motorsports conglomerate will be embarking on a new challenge: manned lunar exploration. And yes, we are just as lost. So, lets turn straight to the horse’s…
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AI Powered Ultracar Announced
VoltraX (pronounced Voltra-X) a startup from Singapore by two Americans who demanded politely asked to be referred to as “expats”, has just announced the company’s first ever car, the ExoVibe. The ExoVibe is a 1750 HP AWD hybrid AI-powered “Ultracar”. A few renders were shown to us during a press event over Zoom last week.…
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MSIMA Late Again to Cover Big News: The Nissan-Honda Merger
As the world’s best car news source, Mis-Shift Into My Ass is proud to be consistently behind the curve no matter what happens in the automotive world “We were so late that they called it off!” – MSMIA writer Justin stated during a glue eating contest. In fact, this isn’t the first time the beloved…
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2025 Toyota bZ4X (Facelift) Executive Bi-Tone Norwegian Launch Near Sandesund
I uh… didn’t know this was going on until I was walking down a hallway in my hotel and saw shit all set up. So I looked in until some Toyota representative ushered my ass in. So, ladies, gentlemen, and the one Norwegian Viewer we have, it’s time for me to do my journalistic duty.…