Tag: Ford
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How To Delete & Tune Your Gas Can
Brought to you by SwedishDiesel Premium Fuel Productsᵗᵐ We are very timely with our publications, do not fret. Just ignore the fact that this follow-up article was posted well over a year after the first part… For legal reasons, MSIMA, SwedishDiesel Group and EZ Pour Spouts do NOT condone bypassing applicable EPA, CARB and safety…
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Ford to Genetically Alter Workers to be “Built Ford Tough”
Breaking news from the world of the automotive! You better have your assholes mis-shifted dear consumers, because our operatives successfully infiltrated the internal servers at Ford’s R&D center. And after shifting through a bunch of failed Ford GT reboots and plans for a Mustang LMH car, we found the “Ford Tough Initiative 2”. After an…
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MSIMA “The Cars” of 2025 Awards
Yet another year of driving garbage. And occasionally something nice. Welcome ya fucks, to the “The Cars” of 2025! A time for us to look back and reflect on all the four wheeled abominations we’ve driven and reviewed this year. Except for me, as I am both above and incapable of self reflection. Hope y’all…
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2016 Ford Fiesta ST – Blue Eggs and Spam
Turbos are magical whirly birds of wind, hell if I know how they work but the end result is always the same: a giant smile on my face. Yep, it’s time to get FISTed back into the 2010s when dubstep reigned supreme, X-Games was the coolest thing you’ve ever seen and Ken Block released something…
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Top 10 Hot-Not-Hatches
We love hot hatches; theyre cheap, fun, and practical. But they’re not alone. In fact, there’s a lot of cheap, fun, and practical cars that aren’t even hatchbacks.
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2022 Ford F250 Superduty – The Lowe’s Special
HOOOOLLLD ON TO YOUR ASSES YOU MIS-SHIFTED FUCKS, WE TAKING THIS TURN AND COMMITTING TO THE RACING LINE! Ah the Ford F250 Superduty (hehe, duty), what a – THIS THINGS MOOOOVES LIKE AN EEL PUNTED FROM THE THIRD FLOOR! We rented this for $20 in order to HAUL OUR LOAD of several sheets of wood…
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Tales from the Inbox:
Today dear ready, we peer into the hellish depths that is our inbox. Many things are in there ya know. And like a monkey on a typewriter eventually creating Shakespeare before the heat death of the universe, sometimes amid the construction scams and unpaid ransoms for our browser history slide through the cries of the…
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2024 Ford Edge TITANIUM AWD – Edge Me Harder Daddy
Mom’s BMW X5 went it for repairs, and now THIS thing is in our possession…. I’m gonna touch all the settings in the holy Ford ipad. So, this pill shaped thing is… an SUV. With an “Ecoboost” 2.0L i4. And awd. And it has a hatch!? Fuck it, close enough, welcome back Focus RS. Except…
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MSIMA “The Cars” of 2024 Awards
THATS RIGHT YA BUNCHA MINDLESS CONSUMERS! WE’RE BACK AT IT AGAIN! Another year, another batch of unfortunate cars we’ve driven and written about. Each of them are shit in their own special way, although some are so far down the brown scale it might as well be in Satan’s septic tank. So, as a reward…
