Tag: Tales from the inbox
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Tales From the Inbox: My Tesla Cybertruck killed my newphew but I still love it
The waltz of progress truly knows no bounds! And one MSIMA reader from 901 N Fort Lauderdale Beach Blvd, in Fort Lauderdale Florida (zip code 33304) has learned, neither does the shear brilliance of his Cybertruck: from: tjjole1992@gmail.com to: msimass.contact@gmail.com cc: support@grants.gov Subject: A Sacrifice for Progress Dear so-called Mis-Shift-Into-My-Assholes, I was driving home on…
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Tales from the Inbox:
Today dear ready, we peer into the hellish depths that is our inbox. Many things are in there ya know. And like a monkey on a typewriter eventually creating Shakespeare before the heat death of the universe, sometimes amid the construction scams and unpaid ransoms for our browser history slide through the cries of the…
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Head of Chinese Communist Party Caught in Buick Enclave
“That’s not a Buick!” Said the agricultural minister. His family hasn’t heard from him since. Due to Buicks recent marketing efforts, pure confusion has swept through the communist party, struggling to identify the poorly built American automobile. “I could have sworn it was a Buick, but upon closer inspection, it was my wife’s sister!” Said…
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Tales from the Inbox: Needed Advice
From one Matthew G. Wilbur of Alliance, Nebraska. He asks, nay, he pleads for automotive advice. We’ll try our best sir: Dear MSIMA staff, I’m writing to from Alliance Nebraska with question. There is only a single car dealership in town (Wolf Ford) and I really don’t want to buy a new Ford. I am…
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Tales from the Inbox: Hypercar Hijinks
We received this email from one Maxwell Chetterston, who expressed grave concern about our validity as “professional automotive journalists”. Lmao alright dude: Dear so called Assholes, I have read through the sorry excuse for a humorous website, and I have many grievances with the affront to my eyes that I’ve had to behold. However, chiefly…
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Tales from the Inbox: Fan Mail From Clark Wellington
The following email was received at MSIMA headquarters from Mr. Clark G. Wellington, who was kind enough to share his unique automotive experience and propose an enticing offer. This message is unedited. From: cgwells@hotmail.com ALEXA START RECORDING. ALEXA RECORD MESSAGE START RECORDING. NO DEAR I’M TALKING TO THE COMPUTER. YES. YES I’LL GET IT LATER…