Tag: Porsche 911
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A Personal Tale: I Got Chlamydia from Driving a 996 Cabriolet (GoFundMe Link in Description)
HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME My… dearest consumers… IT BURNS! PLEASE DEAR GOD IT BURNS It started like any other day, after low balling Miata owners on Facebook marketplace to make up for my own inadequacies, I went for a stroll to clear my mind. That’s when I saw it……
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Head of Chinese Communist Party Caught in Buick Enclave
“That’s not a Buick!” Said the agricultural minister. His family hasn’t heard from him since. Due to Buicks recent marketing efforts, pure confusion has swept through the communist party, struggling to identify the poorly built American automobile. “I could have sworn it was a Buick, but upon closer inspection, it was my wife’s sister!” Said…
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2022 Porsche Turbo S Suffers Suspension Failure During Track-day Due To Weight Of Driver’s Ego
“We only factored in about a 50% increase in ego inflation, it seems this wasn’t enough”
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1996 Porsche 911 993 Carrera Twin Turbo’d – The Air-Cooled Mythos
My dad’s old car, driven by yours truly back when we still had it. It’s a 1996 Porsche 911 Carrera, 993. It was modified back in the day to be a track weapon, with two massive turbos shoved in its wide rear end. The car made somewhere north of 450hp back in the day. It…
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Porsche Running Out of Numbers For New 911 Generation
From the desk of Daniel “Pinecone” Verona The crisis becomes clearer as engineers search for a way to count below 1 Recently MSIMA informants have relayed concerning news from the Porsche headquarters in Stuttgart. As the company makes early preparations for the next generation of 911 sports cars, engineers have reportedly discovered that the company…