Tag: mclaren
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MSIMA Gets Ripped Off at the 2025 Miami Concours
In the wake of the most recent Epstein file release, we now have a glimpse of what it’s like to be a victim of the wealthy aristocrat lifestyle before they are taken to the island. Three Mis-Shift certified Assholes ventured into the hellish depths of the Miami Concours with the goal of having a swell…
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Top 10 Car Names if Your Sense of Humor Peaked at 6
Do we need to explain this one? Look, most of us here at MSIMA have a maturity level of a 6th grader who just learned to swear after giggling throughout their first week of Sex-ed. Anyways, you know what you signed up for, quality journalism and whatever this is! Also, forgoing descriptions here, the fact…
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Head of Chinese Communist Party Caught in Buick Enclave
“That’s not a Buick!” Said the agricultural minister. His family hasn’t heard from him since. Due to Buicks recent marketing efforts, pure confusion has swept through the communist party, struggling to identify the poorly built American automobile. “I could have sworn it was a Buick, but upon closer inspection, it was my wife’s sister!” Said…
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McLaren to Begin Recycling 12c and 650s
With a back long of unwanted early McLarens (mainly the 12c and 650s) that just can be sold, dealers have been asking McLaren for a solution. Many of these cars were either traded in for newer models, or lemon lawed due to fires or other mechanical “oopsies” (the proper McLaren terminology). Their solution: Ship all…
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McLaren to Start Apocalypse on the 27th of February
Recently McLaren Automotive has posted on LinkedIn the above teaser showing a random sheet of metal with some color and a date/time. To most, this may indicate a new car or product from McLaren. We don’t blame you for thinking this, we just know more than you. This is because according to a top secret…
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Top 10 Cars About to Shoot up in Value
Everyone always loves to speculate on bull-list this and auction that, but us at MSIMA have the real answers, no squizzy. Here’s our top 10 cars about to shoot up in value! 10. BMW Z4M Ah the (BMW) Z car. A parts in platform that’s somehow sold enough units to keep BMW interested yet not well…