Tag: KGB
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Head of Chinese Communist Party Caught in Buick Enclave
“That’s not a Buick!” Said the agricultural minister. His family hasn’t heard from him since. Due to Buicks recent marketing efforts, pure confusion has swept through the communist party, struggling to identify the poorly built American automobile. “I could have sworn it was a Buick, but upon closer inspection, it was my wife’s sister!” Said…
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Man buys car with CB radio Antenna, Now Wanted by the KGB
Local south Florida man recently imported an AE85 from Japan. The car had several oddities that attracted our buyer (who’s identity we will remain hidden), from an HKS turbo, rare bodywork, and oddly enough, what he believed to be a CB radio. However, after fighting the DMV bureaucracy, the buyer finally took the car out…
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New Chevrolet Silverado Rumored to be 20% Larger “Because We Can”
Our elite group of MSIMA ex-KGB investigative journalists have recently uncovered riveting news about the next generation Chevrolet Silverado full sized pickup. After having bugged the office and infiltrated the product planning staff, they’ve learned what isn’t surprising to most of us by now. The new truck will grow in both size and weight, by…