Tag: lewis Al hamil
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Head of Chinese Communist Party Caught in Buick Enclave
“That’s not a Buick!” Said the agricultural minister. His family hasn’t heard from him since. Due to Buicks recent marketing efforts, pure confusion has swept through the communist party, struggling to identify the poorly built American automobile. “I could have sworn it was a Buick, but upon closer inspection, it was my wife’s sister!” Said…
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Mercedes Adds Single Dial for Traction Control on all Models
The Mercedes AMG GT R had a special part inside the cabin. Because of the true “track ready” style the GT R portrayed, Mercedes had the idea to give easy access to the traction control options placed directly on the center console. Now, a few years later, this feature is coming to all other Mercedes…
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Mercedes F1 Shaving Drivers Before Race To Save Weight
Soon after revealing their livery, Mercedes has decided that the weight savings has not gone far enough. “We’ve run countless simulations around our virtual test track, and found that we have yet to notice a significant enough lap time delta after shedding 5 grams off from not having a full livery.”, one engineer stated. The…