Tag: dipshit
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Head of Chinese Communist Party Caught in Buick Enclave
“That’s not a Buick!” Said the agricultural minister. His family hasn’t heard from him since. Due to Buicks recent marketing efforts, pure confusion has swept through the communist party, struggling to identify the poorly built American automobile. “I could have sworn it was a Buick, but upon closer inspection, it was my wife’s sister!” Said…
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2001 Toyota Tacoma – Crusty and Fusty
It’s my friend’s girlfriend’s ex-boyfriend’s father’s slammed, single cab, short bed, straight pipped, crusty ass “mini truck”. And it might’ve been one of the most fun things I’ve ever driven. To be blunt with y’all, I’ve been fortunate enough to have gotten my grubby little college student hands on a lot of diverse and sometimes…
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Infinity J30 – Group Whore for a Night
Your friend group is made up of more or less like minded Adrenalin junkies who all take enjoyment in going fast and being idiots. They all talk about one day having a group dick around car. Some turd y’all can beat on and share, maybe one day take to lemons. One night, such an opportunity…