Tag: Altima
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Head of Chinese Communist Party Caught in Buick Enclave
“That’s not a Buick!” Said the agricultural minister. His family hasn’t heard from him since. Due to Buicks recent marketing efforts, pure confusion has swept through the communist party, struggling to identify the poorly built American automobile. “I could have sworn it was a Buick, but upon closer inspection, it was my wife’s sister!” Said…
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Nissan Altima NISMO LEAKED!!!!
Nissan has had a long history of exciting Nismo products, and now their sporty 4-door sedan is getting the Nismo treatment as well! Nissan has already pimped out their best selling car, the Sentra, with the whole Nismo package. Maybe the changes made there can help cue us into what this Altima will look and…
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Top Ten Racing Series That Should Exist
The premise is pretty simple: these are the racing series we at Mis-Shift would love to see actually exist in real life. Maybe you can be the start of one! Although I highly doubt it… 1. The Northstar Cup Cadillac’s attempt at a “high tech” (aka contemporary) dual over head cam v8 should not go…
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BREAKING NEWS: MSIMA Has Purchased Nissan of Russia for $1
Recently Nissan has announced their departure from the Russian market, selling all of their Russian operations and locations. Because of this, they are reportable taking a $686 million dollar loss. How are they losing this much money? Because the thrifty fucks at Mis-Shift gave them an offer Mr. Nissan couldn’t refuse. For a grand total…
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Spec Altima vs Spec Land Yacht – Which is the Series for You?
There are a surprising amount of options out there if you want to dive into competitive racing. SCCA and NASA, the two largest motorsports organizations in the US of A, offer us two unique classes to look at, and help you decide which is right for the aspiring racing driver inside all of us. Spec…
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Nissan Altimas
Fuck me. It’s almost 12 am, I’m spending a night in Tampa after watching two endurance races at Sebring before having to drive cross state to Daytona, and I can’t sleep. Tighten your assholes and throw out some brain cells, I’m gonna ramble about some Nissans. Wow another dipshit that’s gonna shit on the Nissan…