Tag: suv
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2026 Hyundai Santa Fe – It Is… What It Is…
Another day… another rental… and our first model year 2026! Oh, what splendor awaits! And yes, it was driven in “suboptimal conditions”, how’d you guess! By our “professional automotive journalism standards”, that just means we’ve been able to fairly assess the Santa Fe’s all weather abilities. Starting off, no, I’m not in Virginia. I’m in…
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The Top 10 Again…
The Top 10… again?!? Are they out of ideas?! No……. and fuck you for thinking as much. You see, we at MSIMA merely have our various corporate sponsor overlords to please, and as such, the content must flow. So without anymore hesitation at gunpoint, we’re gonna share with you the Top Ten! (Again). You might…
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The Pitiful Existence of the Mazda MX-30
Sometimes, when talking about inanimate objects, I feel a little bad when being mean and shitting on it. Whatever it is, it didn’t ask to be poorly thought out, engineered, and manufactured. And when you drive certain bad cars, you can’t help but feel like the car knows it’s bad. Like it knows it was…
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2025 Vinfast VF8 Plus – The Tragedy of the Mediocre
Man this was a depressing experience. The car was ok though. We had originally tried to get our cynical grubs on the newer 3-row VF9. But apparently the last one was sold a month ago, so instead we clambered into the infamous VF8 excitingly anticipating the worst. If you know anything about the “upstart” (in…
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2017 V6 Camaro – Like it or not, its a sports car
So start out, this is my girlfriends car and I didnt have high expectations coming into the car. Everyone know how it is the with V6 and 4 cylinder cars, they’re “less cool”. They’re inehrently wrong for having an incorrect number of cylinders. Many an auto jorunalist has been laughed off for positive comments about…
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2022 Lamborghini Urus – Bloated Bullshit
How are these things selling? No seriously, how did these stupid things sell? Was it really that easy? Just take an Audi Q7 with an RSQ8 motor, do some “Pimp My Ride” magic, and then slap a $200,000+ price tag on the damn thing? Their scheme must’ve worked given the amount of them roaming the…
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Top Ten Rumors and Leaks for the Upcoming Ferrari EV SUV!
WE ARE ALWAYS ONE STEP AHEAD OF THE CURVE. WE HAVE NEVER MISS. WE HAVE NEVER FAULTED. And like the Puerosandwich or however you spell it, we WILL DELIVER YOU EVERYTHING WE KNOW SO FAR! So, before Ferrari supposedly unveils an electric SUV no one asked for so that someone(?) will buy, we’re here to…
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2025 Toyota bZ4X (Facelift) Executive Bi-Tone Norwegian Launch Near Sandesund
I uh… didn’t know this was going on until I was walking down a hallway in my hotel and saw shit all set up. So I looked in until some Toyota representative ushered my ass in. So, ladies, gentlemen, and the one Norwegian Viewer we have, it’s time for me to do my journalistic duty.…
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2024 Ford Edge TITANIUM AWD – Edge Me Harder Daddy
Mom’s BMW X5 went it for repairs, and now THIS thing is in our possession…. I’m gonna touch all the settings in the holy Ford ipad. So, this pill shaped thing is… an SUV. With an “Ecoboost” 2.0L i4. And awd. And it has a hatch!? Fuck it, close enough, welcome back Focus RS. Except…
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Head of Chinese Communist Party Caught in Buick Enclave
“That’s not a Buick!” Said the agricultural minister. His family hasn’t heard from him since. Due to Buicks recent marketing efforts, pure confusion has swept through the communist party, struggling to identify the poorly built American automobile. “I could have sworn it was a Buick, but upon closer inspection, it was my wife’s sister!” Said…