Tag: suv
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2024 Ford Edge TITANIUM AWD – Edge Me Harder Daddy
Mom’s BMW X5 went it for repairs, and now THIS thing is in our possession…. I’m gonna touch all the settings in the holy Ford ipad. So, this pill shaped thing is… an SUV. With an “Ecoboost” 2.0L i4. And awd. And it has a hatch!? Fuck it, close enough, welcome back Focus RS. Except…
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Head of Chinese Communist Party Caught in Buick Enclave
“That’s not a Buick!” Said the agricultural minister. His family hasn’t heard from him since. Due to Buicks recent marketing efforts, pure confusion has swept through the communist party, struggling to identify the poorly built American automobile. “I could have sworn it was a Buick, but upon closer inspection, it was my wife’s sister!” Said…
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Car Shopping Under $30k: 2015 Jeep Wrangler 6 Speed
By: Xaroula When buying cars I’m sure everyone has certain criteria in mind, maybe you want to fit your family, maybe you want something nice and sporty, maybe you want something that’s a bit of both. However, there’s a secret option that Jeep has been offering for ages: Maybe you want to join an international…
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2013 Range Rover Supercharged (L405) – Whoops! Off my Meds Again!
What the hell I thought these are supposed to be off roaders? So why then can accelerate like a Porsche? But it also has several terrain modes? And it’s actually nice and cushy in here? With adjustable ride height? What is this thing? WHAT ARE YOU!? WHY JLR, WHY!? Ok so how about a smidge…
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Toyota 4Runner – A Children’s Toy of a Vehicle
The Toyota 4Runner is a car some may hail as the second coming of god. Most enthusiasts would agree with this. The 4Runner has a long and storied history of being capable while also being a great throw-your-family-in-for-a-trip-to-Disney vehicle. However, most of that is surface stuff. After driving one, specifically a 2019 5th gen, I…