Tag: misshift into my ass
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2022 Lamborghini Urus – Bloated Bullshit
How are these things selling? No seriously, how did these stupid things sell? Was it really that easy? Just take an Audi Q7 with an RSQ8 motor, do some “Pimp My Ride” magic, and then slap a $200,000+ price tag on the damn thing? Their scheme must’ve worked given the amount of them roaming the…
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Head of Chinese Communist Party Caught in Buick Enclave
“That’s not a Buick!” Said the agricultural minister. His family hasn’t heard from him since. Due to Buicks recent marketing efforts, pure confusion has swept through the communist party, struggling to identify the poorly built American automobile. “I could have sworn it was a Buick, but upon closer inspection, it was my wife’s sister!” Said…
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Catch me pulling up with yo girl in da whippopotamus
Der he is, pullin up on yo block with a slap that makes all the hoes wet within a five mile radius. Shits dripping so hard, I’m iced worse than Nome Alaska. The “whippopotamus”, the only vehicle that can go tow to tow with an Ox Cart and not be completely embarrassed. You wanna pull…
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Mis-Shift Stickers Shipped by Bottle
After our flock of Carrier pigeons flew over a shoot range and were mistakenly used as targets, we at MSIMA have sought a new means of shipping the official, brand new artisanally crafted MISIMA stickers. You you read that right consumer. We got merch! (*editors note, we only have a sticker for now*) Your cries…
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100th Article Special!
We FUCK live on camera while YOU watch and shout your FAVORITE kinks Uh Anyways Welcome dearest readers, friends, and c4 corvette owners, to the 100th post MisShift Into My Ass special! And special we are, as we’re answering the questions nobody asked (or knows the location of, to be honest. How the fuck do…