Tag: sports car
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MSIMA Gets Ripped Off at the 2025 Miami Concours
In the wake of the most recent Epstein file release, we now have a glimpse of what it’s like to be a victim of the wealthy aristocrat lifestyle before they are taken to the island. Three Mis-Shift certified Assholes ventured into the hellish depths of the Miami Concours with the goal of having a swell…
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The tragic comedy of the PONTIAC GTO
ITS GOT AN LS BRO IT’LL BE RELIABLE BRO: the devious general motors electronic control unit looking me in the eyes. So there I was, an unwise teenager who thought I NEEEEEDED to have at least 400hp and willing to sacrifice anything to get that treasured 400 under 10 grand. Boy was I in for…
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2018 Porsche Cayman (Again) – SELF INDULGENCE
This will be quick I promise. Now, I know that we reviewed this car last year. Hell, it won 2024’s most chuckable car of the year. However, I’ve driven the same exact car again on the same track, but in damp conditions. So, brief intro to what’s going on. It’s a gutted and caged base…
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FRS Owner Unsure How to Handle New Power After Buying a GR86
Daniel White, 28, of 3886 Morse Rd, Columbus, OH, 43230, has recently sold his 2013 Scion FRS for a new 2025 Toyota GR86. We at MSIMA where there to cover the story: “I originally through that this car would be pretty similar to my old FRS”, Danny boy told us, “I mean, it looks pretty…
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Head of Chinese Communist Party Caught in Buick Enclave
“That’s not a Buick!” Said the agricultural minister. His family hasn’t heard from him since. Due to Buicks recent marketing efforts, pure confusion has swept through the communist party, struggling to identify the poorly built American automobile. “I could have sworn it was a Buick, but upon closer inspection, it was my wife’s sister!” Said…
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1987 Porsche 944 Turbo – Just Retire Already
NO! GTFO, THATS NOT A REAL PORSCHE. THATS A POOR-SCHE; YOU ONLY BUY ONE BECAUSE YOU’RE POOR!! ITS A LEFTOVER HALF ABORTION FROM VW THAT THOSE FUCKS AT STUTTGART- oh we get to drive it? Uhhhhhh. Another Porsche review!? Right after that Cayman? Actually, this and the 5’er that will follow came from the beginning…
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2023 Mazda MX-5 Miata Sport Tech (ND2) – Alpine Passes and Expensive Gasses
No time to explain asshole, I have two ND Miatas and everything from the German Alps to Rimini on the coast of Italy as my playground. Get in, buckle your ass up, and clutch kick this 2.0L slice of high revving self fulfillment into a grand tour from Munich to Rimini! The ND Miata retains…
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BMW M4 (F82) – Take Me to ///M Town
A friend used to have an RX8. It did rotary things. He now has a Yas Marina blue BMW M4, non-comp, with the DCT. Is it time for me embrace and be a dick now? The F80 generation of BMW M car might be one of the best looking modern cars the company has come…
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2023 Aston Martin Valkyrie – Meeting Your Hero
The Aston Martin Valkyrie has been hotly anticipated by everyone in the automotive community since it’s first debut in 2017. Since then, countless issues have plagued the company, changes in ownership, direction, a pandemic, an f1 team, no more partnering with Red Bull, a bunch of design revisions, and FINALLY, the release. So what’s a…
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BRZ/FRS/GT86 – Shit So Nice I Took It Thrice
It’s all about POWA 2 WEIGHT bro. The PURITY of the driving EXPERIENCE (the owners asshole tightens).