Tag: Polaris
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Head of Chinese Communist Party Caught in Buick Enclave
“That’s not a Buick!” Said the agricultural minister. His family hasn’t heard from him since. Due to Buicks recent marketing efforts, pure confusion has swept through the communist party, struggling to identify the poorly built American automobile. “I could have sworn it was a Buick, but upon closer inspection, it was my wife’s sister!” Said…
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Top 10 Polaris Slingshots
The Polaris Slingshot is a world renown sports car with an unusually odd about of wheels. Most people know it for the production version found adorned with LED lights and large speakers, but some creative individuals have taken the Slingshot base to another level: 10. Off-Road Slingshot Everyone knows the slingshot is a monster on…
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Self Service and Gluttony – Understanding the Polaris Slingshot
The Polaris slingshot is a three wheeled abomination who’s only real mission is to try and slap a smile onto the face of it’s usually tasteless owner. Which is unfortunate because the car community at whole seems to view these pointless excuses for a serotonin release in a very unkind view. Most of the owners…
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Polaris to Announce Special Edition 4-Wheeled Slingshot
Our friend interning at Textron, the holding company for Polaris, has leaked information to the MSIMA team about a new limited run high-performance Slingshot! This version, nicknamed the “Trebuchet”, has a full rear axle, and is aimed square at the enthusiast market. The 4 wheel “conversion” starts with a Roush chassis sling shot, and a…
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2022 Polaris Slingshot SL and Roush Edition – Maximizing Dickishness
No. No. NO. It’s stupid. That’s not a car. Fuck off. I hate it, and I hate that I kinda enjoyed it briefly. (*edit* no don’t lie to yourself – Justin) It’s Bike Week 2023 here in the great city of Daytona Beach, Florida (at least at the time of writing)! Which for someone who…