Tag: Porsche
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MSIMA “The Cars” of 2025 Awards
Yet another year of driving garbage. And occasionally something nice. Welcome ya fucks, to the “The Cars” of 2025! A time for us to look back and reflect on all the four wheeled abominations we’ve driven and reviewed this year. Except for me, as I am both above and incapable of self reflection. Hope y’all…
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MSIMA Crashes the Overcrest Road Rally
It all started with an e30 parked at a motel next a bar in Maggie Valley, North Carolina. The four of us wandered over in mild bemusement turned genuine astonishment at what such a nice looking e30 M3 was doing here: And then we saw some old air cooled Porsche 911s that looked like barely…
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2018 Porsche Cayman (Again) – SELF INDULGENCE
This will be quick I promise. Now, I know that we reviewed this car last year. Hell, it won 2024’s most chuckable car of the year. However, I’ve driven the same exact car again on the same track, but in damp conditions. So, brief intro to what’s going on. It’s a gutted and caged base…
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Blackstone Laboratory Oil Test Results – 2001 Murray Minibike
Brought to you by SwedishDiesel Group’s Fueling Division. In the no-man’s-land of Indiana sits a company by the name of Blackstone Laboratories, which provides testing services for used oils as a means of finding out if your engine is on the verge of grenading itself. They test for viscosity, flash point, suspended solids, presence of…
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Man Online Upset by One-Off Road Legal 963 ‘RSP’
Porsche recently revealed a one-off road legal version of their 963 LMH car that competes at the highest level in IMSA and WEC. Dubbed the “963 RSP” after Lord Roger Penske himself, the reveal of this barely altered Le Mans prototype for the road sent shockwaves through the automotive community. Nearly everyone can’t stop raving…
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MSIMA “The Cars” of 2024 Awards
THATS RIGHT YA BUNCHA MINDLESS CONSUMERS! WE’RE BACK AT IT AGAIN! Another year, another batch of unfortunate cars we’ve driven and written about. Each of them are shit in their own special way, although some are so far down the brown scale it might as well be in Satan’s septic tank. So, as a reward…
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Head of Chinese Communist Party Caught in Buick Enclave
“That’s not a Buick!” Said the agricultural minister. His family hasn’t heard from him since. Due to Buicks recent marketing efforts, pure confusion has swept through the communist party, struggling to identify the poorly built American automobile. “I could have sworn it was a Buick, but upon closer inspection, it was my wife’s sister!” Said…
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2000 Porsche Boxster S – It Just Works
By Backlicker For some reason, I never seem to drive normal cars under normal conditions. Autocross is an interesting place to test a car because you get to see what it’ll do under the most impractical of conditions. No where else will you attempt to pull 1.3gs in second gear. Or even want to. It…
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Californian Coach Builder Introduces the Ford Flexi-Flex
In a lazy effort to justify this last minute photoshop of an idea gone south, we esteemed writers at MSIMA present the general public with this article: Oh the Ford Flex! A vehicle so prolific and impactful, so short lived in this mortal realm. We haven’t forgotten, and neither has Californian coach builder “FlexingDreams inc.”.…
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1987 Porsche 944 Turbo – Just Retire Already
NO! GTFO, THATS NOT A REAL PORSCHE. THATS A POOR-SCHE; YOU ONLY BUY ONE BECAUSE YOU’RE POOR!! ITS A LEFTOVER HALF ABORTION FROM VW THAT THOSE FUCKS AT STUTTGART- oh we get to drive it? Uhhhhhh. Another Porsche review!? Right after that Cayman? Actually, this and the 5’er that will follow came from the beginning…