Tag: Da Pimp’s Ridez
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Head of Chinese Communist Party Caught in Buick Enclave
“That’s not a Buick!” Said the agricultural minister. His family hasn’t heard from him since. Due to Buicks recent marketing efforts, pure confusion has swept through the communist party, struggling to identify the poorly built American automobile. “I could have sworn it was a Buick, but upon closer inspection, it was my wife’s sister!” Said…
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Da Pimp’s Ridez #03
Yeah it’s PM here bringing yall the low down on yet another set of wheels. This time our contender hails from a nation where being a pimp is a respected government position. That’s right, I’m talking about England and no that is not a city as some rap lore may suggest. The queen of England…
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Da Pimp’s Ridez #02
Hey hey… guess who it is? Das right, it’s me again your favorite fresh ride reviewer. Pimpmasta with a capital P! I promised you young homies out there that I got something for you, and when Pimpmasta says he has something… he always delivers! So maybe you like that R63, but you just bought a…
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Da Pimp’s Ridez #01
I know you young players out there eye that 3 pointed star with glossy eyes and throbbing cocks. I was once there too, drooling over a C250 like a French bulldog in 100° heat. Apologies to the detailing staff that had to clean up after I finished on the seat. And while the thought of…