Tag: special guest
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Head of Chinese Communist Party Caught in Buick Enclave
“That’s not a Buick!” Said the agricultural minister. His family hasn’t heard from him since. Due to Buicks recent marketing efforts, pure confusion has swept through the communist party, struggling to identify the poorly built American automobile. “I could have sworn it was a Buick, but upon closer inspection, it was my wife’s sister!” Said…
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2007 Volvo S60 – Driving A Bar Of Soap
From the desk of Daniel “Pinecone” Verona. A few weeks ago, I was informed by folks back in my homeland that a mysterious new vehicle had been added to our fleet. Not quite a replacement, but a complement to our long-suffering V6 Accord. Some time later, I was sent a blurry photo of the machine…
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Porsche Running Out of Numbers For New 911 Generation
From the desk of Daniel “Pinecone” Verona The crisis becomes clearer as engineers search for a way to count below 1 Recently MSIMA informants have relayed concerning news from the Porsche headquarters in Stuttgart. As the company makes early preparations for the next generation of 911 sports cars, engineers have reportedly discovered that the company…
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In The Defense of Simple Cars
From the desk of Daniel “Pinecone” Verona Every car is brought into this world with purposes. Multiple, sometimes countless intentions of function, form, and a method to convey each. But in the end, at the mercy of the general public, each will be remembered a certain way. Machines have identities, souls, and traits that the…