Tag: rally
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2024 Toyota GR Corolla Premium – THEY CALL HIM DA TRIPOD
Yet another Corolla… and this time, it doesn’t even have a four cylinder!? What the hell is the point? A dinky little 1.6L inline 3 from a Yaris… god this is gonna be depressin– Ok craps been cut. The story behind this one is, surprise, yet another friend who’s in the process of reaping in…
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Head of Chinese Communist Party Caught in Buick Enclave
“That’s not a Buick!” Said the agricultural minister. His family hasn’t heard from him since. Due to Buicks recent marketing efforts, pure confusion has swept through the communist party, struggling to identify the poorly built American automobile. “I could have sworn it was a Buick, but upon closer inspection, it was my wife’s sister!” Said…
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A Man with no Sense of Direction and a Man who can’t Give Directions Team Up for Rally America Season
Coming to the last Rally America season, a disabled entry from the United Paralympian’s of America have been testing rigorously in the parking lots of warehouse complex’s. Using an older Ford Fiesta (half for it’s high quality Ford SYNC headunit, and other half because of the lack of federal funding), this disabled team consists of…
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2023 Mazda MX-5 Miata Sport Tech (ND2) – Alpine Passes and Expensive Gasses
No time to explain asshole, I have two ND Miatas and everything from the German Alps to Rimini on the coast of Italy as my playground. Get in, buckle your ass up, and clutch kick this 2.0L slice of high revving self fulfillment into a grand tour from Munich to Rimini! The ND Miata retains…
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The Stratopolonez – When Communism Was Truly a Party
A piece by Comrade Zdzislaw Most people know about the Polonez. It’s a terrible car, but it also went rallying. Yeah, no kidding, this car ran in Group 4 in rallies across the Eastern Bloc against other shiteboxes of it’s kind, like Wartburgs, Ladas, Dacias and Skodas. But what if I told you that there…