Tag: pickup truck
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Apocalypse Manufacturing to Run RAM NASCAR Truck in 2026
YOU’VE READ THE TITLE ASSHOLE! South Florida LEGEND and builder of 6×6 Rams, Jeeps, Fords, and the occasional Defender are entering professional motorsports. And it’s not the Baja 1000, because that’s a different article that we’ve yet to write. Instead, they will be fielding a two truck entry into the NASCAR Craftsman Truck Series! And,…
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2024 Rivian R1T – Electrify This DICK!
WELCOME TO THE FUTURE, BITCHES. AND THE FUTURE doesn’t exactly know what it is. You’ve probably got opinions on this electric truck before even reading this sentence. And like the political climate that it was conceived in, reading a piece of shitty journalism won’t sway you one way or the other, but that’s not our…
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Head of Chinese Communist Party Caught in Buick Enclave
“That’s not a Buick!” Said the agricultural minister. His family hasn’t heard from him since. Due to Buicks recent marketing efforts, pure confusion has swept through the communist party, struggling to identify the poorly built American automobile. “I could have sworn it was a Buick, but upon closer inspection, it was my wife’s sister!” Said…
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1966/70 El Merc-ino 250S 350- Criusing in the Contraption
No, I’m not going to explain myself. It’s a 60’s Mercedes 250S. It’s also a Ute. And it’s also a holly carb’d Chevy 350 swapped boomer mobile. Please hold your questions till the end. I promise you they probably will go unanswered. Oh classic Mercedes, your build quality still makes me blush. No I’m not…
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New Chevrolet Silverado Rumored to be 20% Larger “Because We Can”
Our elite group of MSIMA ex-KGB investigative journalists have recently uncovered riveting news about the next generation Chevrolet Silverado full sized pickup. After having bugged the office and infiltrated the product planning staff, they’ve learned what isn’t surprising to most of us by now. The new truck will grow in both size and weight, by…
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2001 Toyota Tacoma – Crusty and Fusty
It’s my friend’s girlfriend’s ex-boyfriend’s father’s slammed, single cab, short bed, straight pipped, crusty ass “mini truck”. And it might’ve been one of the most fun things I’ve ever driven. To be blunt with y’all, I’ve been fortunate enough to have gotten my grubby little college student hands on a lot of diverse and sometimes…