Tag: chrysler
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Head of Chinese Communist Party Caught in Buick Enclave
“That’s not a Buick!” Said the agricultural minister. His family hasn’t heard from him since. Due to Buicks recent marketing efforts, pure confusion has swept through the communist party, struggling to identify the poorly built American automobile. “I could have sworn it was a Buick, but upon closer inspection, it was my wife’s sister!” Said…
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Chrysler on Suicide Watch
Yes, it’s a sad time in the automotive space these days. Chrysler has confirmed the killing of the 300, leaving the overall Chrysler lineup to be only a single model. This one, glorious lone car is the Chrysler Pacifica. Yes, the legacy of Chrysler is left up to a minivan. With this news fresh on…
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Top 10…
After much debate and consultation with sources across the automotive world, we are honored to bring you a collected record of the top 10. The top 10 what? I hear you asking, pleading, arms aloft gazing up at our gilded royal balcony for any sort of meaningful address. Chaos runs in the streets. Buildings crumble.…
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Record Number of Jeeps Swept Out To Sea During Daytona Jeep Beach 2024
Ah Jeep Beach. A time for jeeple of all walks of life to congregate at Florida’s hog crankin’, oval racing, meth taking crack hole on the coast: Daytona Beach. Every end of April, the great migration of around 25,000 Jeeps occurs, and for a weekend, this is Jeep city. Parties, music, vendors, auctions, and of…
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Chrysler Pentastar V6 Unearthed in Archeological Dig
Off the coast of the Nile River, archeologists have made a remarkable discovery. An untouched tomb belonging to a yet un-named ancient Egyptian prince was discovered last week while surveying the land for a new irrigation installation. Countless artifacts from the early years of the ancient Egyptian empire have been carefully excavated, as well as…