Tag: EV
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Top 6 Games on the Deepal S05
What defines the modern car experience? Why of course! Useless added bullshit! It’s been the standard of automotive modernity since the invention of the car, and it is our job as slowly aging enthusiasts to believe as much. And just what do we have here? Why it’s a brand new Deepal S05 courtesy of Hertz…
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Mercedes Benz Releasees the Flying Car 2
Mercedes is done. DONE WITH COCKING ABOUT. They’ve built the magnum opus, something that can never be topped. Not even the 1988 W126 420SEL will be as good as the latest release from Mercedes, and we’re here to break things down for you. The best or nothing? You’re certainly not getting nothing! Mercedes-Benz STUNS THE…
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Tales From the Inbox: My Tesla Cybertruck killed my newphew but I still love it
The waltz of progress truly knows no bounds! And one MSIMA reader from 901 N Fort Lauderdale Beach Blvd, in Fort Lauderdale Florida (zip code 33304) has learned, neither does the shear brilliance of his Cybertruck: from: tjjole1992@gmail.com to: msimass.contact@gmail.com cc: support@grants.gov Subject: A Sacrifice for Progress Dear so-called Mis-Shift-Into-My-Assholes, I was driving home on…
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The Pitiful Existence of the Mazda MX-30
Sometimes, when talking about inanimate objects, I feel a little bad when being mean and shitting on it. Whatever it is, it didn’t ask to be poorly thought out, engineered, and manufactured. And when you drive certain bad cars, you can’t help but feel like the car knows it’s bad. Like it knows it was…
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2025 Vinfast VF8 Plus – The Tragedy of the Mediocre
Man this was a depressing experience. The car was ok though. We had originally tried to get our cynical grubs on the newer 3-row VF9. But apparently the last one was sold a month ago, so instead we clambered into the infamous VF8 excitingly anticipating the worst. If you know anything about the “upstart” (in…
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2024 Polestar 2 Long Range Dual Motor – Electric Boogaloo
I THOUGHT YOU WHERE SUPPOSED TO MAKE ME FEEL NUMB! I had this Swedish-Chinese chimera in sedan form for a week in Norway. So, not only did I get to fuck around with a Polestar 2, but it was a nifty little trial run for the “EV Lyfe”. And what better place to try all…
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Faraday Future Blows Up Car to Retain Relevance
Indefinite startup company Faraday Future has been back in the news recently due to a fire and subsequent explosion of a test vehicle at their Los Angeles headquarter. Specifically, an old FF 91 Electric SUV “mysteriously” caught fire in “an accident”, which resulted in the car exploding. The subsequent damage to their facilities was apparently…
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Top Ten Rumors and Leaks for the Upcoming Ferrari EV SUV!
WE ARE ALWAYS ONE STEP AHEAD OF THE CURVE. WE HAVE NEVER MISS. WE HAVE NEVER FAULTED. And like the Puerosandwich or however you spell it, we WILL DELIVER YOU EVERYTHING WE KNOW SO FAR! So, before Ferrari supposedly unveils an electric SUV no one asked for so that someone(?) will buy, we’re here to…
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2025 Toyota bZ4X (Facelift) Executive Bi-Tone Norwegian Launch Near Sandesund
I uh… didn’t know this was going on until I was walking down a hallway in my hotel and saw shit all set up. So I looked in until some Toyota representative ushered my ass in. So, ladies, gentlemen, and the one Norwegian Viewer we have, it’s time for me to do my journalistic duty.…
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Top Ten Failed Chinese Car Startups
After scouring the internet for long forgotten obscure EV brands, I’ve managed to come up with a selection of TEN, that’s right TEN Chinese EV car brands that have gone kaput. Most of them ended interestingly, some not so much. Either way, here they are. 10. Ji Yue Auto Looking like something out of Lexus’s…