Tag: mothman
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Tales From the Inbox: My Tesla Cybertruck killed my newphew but I still love it
The waltz of progress truly knows no bounds! And one MSIMA reader from 901 N Fort Lauderdale Beach Blvd, in Fort Lauderdale Florida (zip code 33304) has learned, neither does the shear brilliance of his Cybertruck: from: tjjole1992@gmail.com to: msimass.contact@gmail.com cc: support@grants.gov Subject: A Sacrifice for Progress Dear so-called Mis-Shift-Into-My-Assholes, I was driving home on…
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Cross Country in da Karl
The build up of anticipation to drive a car named “the Karl” was immense. I mean, for one it’s literally called, “the Karl”. That’s like driving a car in the US called “the Bob”. Anyways, for months I’ve been relegated to the role of “passenger princess” since I started to call Munich home (oh the…
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Dodge Aims To Cut Hornet Reliability In Half By 2026
Share this post with your friends to mis-shift into their asses too! Stellantis’ newest parts bin car has quickly gained notoriety in the automotive scene. This entity, known affectionately as the Dodge Horny, Alfa Romeo Toenail, or the worst-car-my-ass-has-sat-in-in-2023 has been doing numbers since its release. Not so much in the sales department, with overall…