Tag: wrx
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Head of Chinese Communist Party Caught in Buick Enclave
“That’s not a Buick!” Said the agricultural minister. His family hasn’t heard from him since. Due to Buicks recent marketing efforts, pure confusion has swept through the communist party, struggling to identify the poorly built American automobile. “I could have sworn it was a Buick, but upon closer inspection, it was my wife’s sister!” Said…
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Top 10 Cars About to Shoot up in Value
Everyone always loves to speculate on bull-list this and auction that, but us at MSIMA have the real answers, no squizzy. Here’s our top 10 cars about to shoot up in value! 10. BMW Z4M Ah the (BMW) Z car. A parts in platform that’s somehow sold enough units to keep BMW interested yet not well…
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MSIMA “The Cars” of 2023 Awards
Over the past year, us assholes managed to get our grubby little 20-something year old hands on a fair amount of metal and carbon. And for some reason, you guys keep eating it up. So like a fly to shit, let’s go back and recognize the travesty (and occasional triumphs) from the automotive landscape that…
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2018 WRX STI – A Serious Infection
No. I don’t want an STI. I am perfectly fine with my va WRX! Fuck you fuck you fuck you, the fa20 is better and the “SuBiE RuMbLe” is over rated! I don’t care how good people say it handles, I’ll just drive my WRX harder, it’s the same shit anyways. The STI is just…
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2015 Subaru WRX – Surviving Caligula’s Reign
To some, giving a 16 year old a WRX as a first car is a really dumb idea. So I got one when I was 17. You’re welcome to pause and voice your displeasure now 😀 Got it all out? Cool, on to the rest of this shit. The car was originally imported into Arkansas,…