Tag: STI
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A Personal Tale: I Got Chlamydia from Driving a 996 Cabriolet (GoFundMe Link in Description)
HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME My… dearest consumers… IT BURNS! PLEASE DEAR GOD IT BURNS It started like any other day, after low balling Miata owners on Facebook marketplace to make up for my own inadequacies, I went for a stroll to clear my mind. That’s when I saw it……
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Head of Chinese Communist Party Caught in Buick Enclave
“That’s not a Buick!” Said the agricultural minister. His family hasn’t heard from him since. Due to Buicks recent marketing efforts, pure confusion has swept through the communist party, struggling to identify the poorly built American automobile. “I could have sworn it was a Buick, but upon closer inspection, it was my wife’s sister!” Said…
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2018 WRX STI – A Serious Infection
No. I don’t want an STI. I am perfectly fine with my va WRX! Fuck you fuck you fuck you, the fa20 is better and the “SuBiE RuMbLe” is over rated! I don’t care how good people say it handles, I’ll just drive my WRX harder, it’s the same shit anyways. The STI is just…
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2015 Subaru WRX – Surviving Caligula’s Reign
To some, giving a 16 year old a WRX as a first car is a really dumb idea. So I got one when I was 17. You’re welcome to pause and voice your displeasure now 😀 Got it all out? Cool, on to the rest of this shit. The car was originally imported into Arkansas,…