Tag: Corolla
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MSIMA “The Cars” of 2025 Awards
Yet another year of driving garbage. And occasionally something nice. Welcome ya fucks, to the “The Cars” of 2025! A time for us to look back and reflect on all the four wheeled abominations we’ve driven and reviewed this year. Except for me, as I am both above and incapable of self reflection. Hope y’all…
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The Ballad of the Beige Corolla: 7 Years of Owning the Car That Defined the Recession.
From the desk of the skinwalker, I present this article. Before we get into my personal ownership, we must go into the background of the car so anonymous that it’s almost iconic: the 2009 Toyota Corolla. The very first generation of Corolla to escape having a 4-speed automatic transmission. However, it only escaped this in…
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Top 10 Toyota Corollas
Written by The Bidster, with various edits from the skinwalker: Ahh, the Toyota Corolla. The car with the most units sold in the world, this is one of the most common econo-boxes on the road. With that, there comes a wide variety of Corollas produced. In this detailed list, we will take a look at…
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Head of Chinese Communist Party Caught in Buick Enclave
“That’s not a Buick!” Said the agricultural minister. His family hasn’t heard from him since. Due to Buicks recent marketing efforts, pure confusion has swept through the communist party, struggling to identify the poorly built American automobile. “I could have sworn it was a Buick, but upon closer inspection, it was my wife’s sister!” Said…
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MSIMA “The Cars” of 2023 Awards
Over the past year, us assholes managed to get our grubby little 20-something year old hands on a fair amount of metal and carbon. And for some reason, you guys keep eating it up. So like a fly to shit, let’s go back and recognize the travesty (and occasional triumphs) from the automotive landscape that…
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2017 Toyota Corolla – Yet Another Corolla
This car makes you feel like a taxi driver in Mexico City when whipping around the block. The steering wheel is a little bigger than expected and the steering ratio a little larger than expected, leading to a great cockpit to play Bus Simulator 2018 in. Really, this car is very easy to swing around…
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The Ultimate Liberal Mobile: 2007 Toyota Corolla CE
By Xaroula When your kid starts driving you’re always thinking what can be the safest vehicle for them to drive, right? Well, that’s exactly what my boyfriend’s mother thought when she went through with the purchase of a 2007 Toyota Corolla CE, with 170k miles for his very first, and currently only, car in 2019.…
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2019 Corolla Hatchback SE Manual – Mais uma vez Estamos Revisando um Corolla
The 2019 Toyota Corolla Hatch is “a car amongst cars”. Me my fellow Mis-shifted assholes and consumers of content, you might’ve noticed that this isn’t our first 12th generation Corolla review. This is because we will not rest until every base Corolla has been investigated and cataloged and not because we couldn’t get our hands…
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2022 Corolla SE Hatch – Rollin’ in da ‘Rolla
It’s a rental Corolla. You know the drill by now. So to preface the story of automotive negligence and abuse, how’s about a little bit of actual information eh? The 2022 Corolla SE is a perfectly fine little car. The paint quality is nice upon inspection, the revamped styling over the prior generation makes the…
