Tag: skinwalker
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Head of Chinese Communist Party Caught in Buick Enclave
“That’s not a Buick!” Said the agricultural minister. His family hasn’t heard from him since. Due to Buicks recent marketing efforts, pure confusion has swept through the communist party, struggling to identify the poorly built American automobile. “I could have sworn it was a Buick, but upon closer inspection, it was my wife’s sister!” Said…
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2013 Nissan Versa – The Vile and the Hateful
From the hall of a local abandoned hydroelectric plant, The Skinwalker presents This is without a doubt the worst vehicle I have driven with no redeeming part of the experience. These cars should not exist but here we are. Ahhhh Nissan, a company once loved and now loathed, I have a soft spot for Nissan solely because the…
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2007 C6 Corvette Boomer Spec – How a Platform with Great Potential Can be Drug Down by One Bad Part.
From an abandoned turbine hall, the skinwalker presents a review of a 2007 Chevrolet Corvette convertible 6 speed auto As you can see, this is a car owned by a grandparent, in a spec that nobody under the age of 40 would willingly choose, the fully specced interior, power convertible top, and a 6 speed…
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The Real Ride of Choice For a Skinwalker: The Chevy HHR
From the bowels of an abandoned mineshaft in Tennessee, Simon presents: The Skinwalker is a creature of disguise primarily residing in the Appalachian mountains according to the native Americans folklore (that is exclusively talked about by white, bearded, middle aged male youtubers). The Skinwalker has to try and pretend to be human as best it…