Tag: cars
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Top Ten Cars We Are Waiting to be Made
Often times, car manufactures love to hype up and excite the public with outrageous prototypes the world believes are actually going to be made. Or, rumors and connections can be made through the threads of a lonely internet car forum, drawing conspiracy theories on the walls of a bathroom. Either way, these are 10 cars…
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Top 10 Cars to Buy After YOUR Vasectomy
CONGRATULATIONS! You’ve just made that big choice. Now you can rest assured that you and the Mrs. can have allll that late night fun for as long as you want. That little shit has gone off to college so better make up for lost time! And now that you’ve tied up on ol’ tubes and…
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2018 BMW M2 – WE IN DA M CAR NOW!
Remember Mini Cooper S kid? Who before that was Hyundai Genesis Coupe kid? Well, look who finally got their automotive shit together. Behold, ladies and gents, consumers of content, and loyal MSIMA reader: what Lockheed Martin does to a motherfucker! I’ve driven a non-competition M2 before. It was similar to this one, except it had…
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2013 Nissan Versa – The Vile and the Hateful
From the hall of a local abandoned hydroelectric plant, The Skinwalker presents This is without a doubt the worst vehicle I have driven with no redeeming part of the experience. These cars should not exist but here we are. Ahhhh Nissan, a company once loved and now loathed, I have a soft spot for Nissan solely because the…
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Top 10 Places to Get Married (to Your Car)
From the homeless tent of your local NonCredible™ Mechanophile Whenever you see her, your knees get weak. You can’t stop thinking about her. Her name… A Toyota Matrix? Look, whatever car gets you going, I’m not here to judge. I’m just here to guide you through the most important decision of your life: where to…
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200th Article Special: Top 10 Petrolhead Gifts
Merry Christmas happy new years Valentines Day happy birthday to me Happy 200th article special, you buncha consumers. Its Christmas New Years someone’sBirthday Valentine’s Day March 6th out there. And while scouring the wastelands of what once was a half completed article idea, we now bring you the best gifts for that special petrolhead in…
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Community Poll: The Best of The Worst of Marketplace
Join the official MSIMA Discord to participate in future polls:https://discord.gg/a7wVBc32HE Monty – Al Faromino It’s like an Italian Chevy SSR. ‘Vert? Yup. Coupe? Oh yea. Bed? Si. But now even better because it’s an Alfa Romeo. The engine bay is lined with oil and the bed is lined with wood. That which makes this home-grown…
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2020 Alfa Romeo Gulia ti Q4 – Lovably Mediocre
Oh Alfa Romeo. Revered by petrol heads the world across for like 10 top trim variants of road cars, all the race cars, and then letting the rest just kinda slide. Because who wants to think about a base 90’s spider or diesel Mito, when we have cars like the 33 Stradale or original Gulia…
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Top 10 Most Over Rated Cars
There’re plenty of underrated and unknown cars that fly under the radar as incredible cars to drive and experience, but what about the cars that are too popular for their own good? Here are our picks for the top 10 most overrated cars! 1. Ferrari F40 The Ferrari F40 is defined by its bright, Italian…