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Top 10 Most Over Rated Cars

There’re plenty of underrated and unknown cars that fly under the radar as incredible cars to drive and experience, but what about the cars that are too popular for their own good? Here are our picks for the top 10 most overrated cars!

1. Ferrari F40

The Ferrari F40 is defined by its bright, Italian red (Rosso Corsa) color. However, I don’t like red and red makes me angry (my therapist says I need to be less angry), therefore this car is unanimously decided to be overrated.

2. Dome Zero

Some say wedge cheese is the purest form of cheese, but let’s be real here. Do you REALLY eat wedge cheese? Of course not, we eat sliced cheese, put it on our sandwiches and stuff. By the same idea, the Dome Zero may look interesting and on paper be the best, most 80’s car available, but are you really gonna eat the wedge cheese? How about wedge lettuce?

3. Saab 9/7x Aero

The Saab 9/7x Aero is renown as one of Saab’s best vehicles ever made, but to me I really think it’s nothing THAT special. It’s the Chevy Trailblazer’s pretty sister, but it’s still the Trailblazer’s sister. Frankly, I don’t know why this is the Saab fanboy car of the century, why they love this is beyond me.

4. 911 GT3 Touring

What’s the point of the GT3 Touring when the 911 R has already been made? The GT3 touring is just a pedestrian, mass produced option for the GT3, and not a limited edition car that captures the essence of Porsche and the purity of the driving experience.

5. Chaparral 2J

It sucks.

6. Dodge Stratos

I don’t get it. What’s the deal with the hype surrounding the Stratis? It’s a fucking 90’s Chrysler bulbous excretion here to getcha from your desk job staring at VBA straight to Aunt Fatties Dinner so you can forget about your problems quicker than the thrice country fried steak is gonna clog your arteries. And I keep hearing people tell me that it was such a world beating car, especially in rally! Seriously is there an elaborate hoax being played right now? Wait what’s a lanchia?

7. Bugatti Veyron

The Veyron was apparently a very capable hypercar, and supposedly hits 254 MPH. Here’s the dealio: have you ever seen it happen? In person, live and in front of you. Have you ever seen this car go that fast? Many other hypercars have other things to brag about, but the Veyron ONLY cares about top speed and top speed only. If this is the only metric the Veyron is good by, yet no one has ever actually seen it hit the claimed speed, did it really happen? If a tree falls in a forrest and no one is around to hear it, does it really make a sound? You be the judge, but I know where I stand.

8. Mitsubishi Evo X

The Evo really used to be a name of performance, speed and rally pedigree. However, after all those years the Evo has gone soft. A softer, comfort-focused suspension, a tired NA 4-cylinder that makes a puny 148 hp to the front wheels ONLY. Isn’t the whole deal with the Evo is it’s rally prowess? I guess they’ve gone soft, no wonder it’s discontinued now.

9. Honda Odyssey

Minivan enthusiasts swear by the Honda Odyssey, but the minivan that severely goes under the radar is the Toyota Sienna. It is just better in every way, yet the Honda is still hailed as the king of minivans. It may have held that title a decade ago, but those days are gone and a new king has taken place.

10. Your Mother

You may think she’s all that and a bag of chips, but goddamnit her cookies suck. I’m sorry Allison, that’s just the plain truth. Fuck you.

And that wraps up our list of the most overrated cars, let us know if you think we missed any!

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