Tag: Miata
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Head of Chinese Communist Party Caught in Buick Enclave
“That’s not a Buick!” Said the agricultural minister. His family hasn’t heard from him since. Due to Buicks recent marketing efforts, pure confusion has swept through the communist party, struggling to identify the poorly built American automobile. “I could have sworn it was a Buick, but upon closer inspection, it was my wife’s sister!” Said…
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MSIMA “The Cars” of 2023 Awards
Over the past year, us assholes managed to get our grubby little 20-something year old hands on a fair amount of metal and carbon. And for some reason, you guys keep eating it up. So like a fly to shit, let’s go back and recognize the travesty (and occasional triumphs) from the automotive landscape that…
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2023 Mazda MX-5 Miata Sport Tech (ND2) – Alpine Passes and Expensive Gasses
No time to explain asshole, I have two ND Miatas and everything from the German Alps to Rimini on the coast of Italy as my playground. Get in, buckle your ass up, and clutch kick this 2.0L slice of high revving self fulfillment into a grand tour from Munich to Rimini! The ND Miata retains…
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First the Miata, now the 944? The Fuck Assholes?
Is it time for a buncha 20 year olds to sound like a heard of rambling old men? Bet your ass it is B O Y ! Ah pre-COVID 19 Facebook marketplace… what a time, what a place! I still have excel sheets that documented lists of cars for sale back when Pierce and I…