Tag: vw
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Engineer Institutionalized Due To Prototype VW W-Engine
Semi-recently the prototype VW W10 engine has been discovered and featured by many different automotive journalism websites. However, us at MSIMA, the better automotive journalism website, discovered an even crazier prototype. Behold the VW W50. Designed to fit into the long forgotten midengined Passat wagon (artist’s rendition), this W50 has 5 times the amount of…
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Head of Chinese Communist Party Caught in Buick Enclave
“That’s not a Buick!” Said the agricultural minister. His family hasn’t heard from him since. Due to Buicks recent marketing efforts, pure confusion has swept through the communist party, struggling to identify the poorly built American automobile. “I could have sworn it was a Buick, but upon closer inspection, it was my wife’s sister!” Said…
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2023 VW Touran – Touch Me Haptically
Wassup ya buncha featherless bipeds. I’ve got the keys to a VW Touran (whatever that is) and Switzerland as my playground! You know the age old debate of “good car – bad road vs bad car – good road”? This. This is that debate. God help me. But we’ll get to that later. First, the…
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1971 VW Sand Rail – The Super Luxurious Omnidirectional Whatchamajigger (Slow)
No. Fuck you. This isn’t a car. I don’t know why we let the Polaris slingshit or the bikes pass but n- Anyways, now that Monty has been locked away in my special room with no windows, we can proceed. Sorry, I needed to lock him away for now, because this is a special one.…
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I Wish the Jetta GLI was a Hatchback: Hot Take
The VW Jetta GLI is a gem of the Volkswagen lineup. A peppy drivetrain, solid chassis feel and plenty of room for a great daily driver. However, the offices of MSIMA have erupted with a new take on this classic vehicle. The hot hatch idea has been in the cultural zeitgeist for decades now, and…