Tag: amg
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MSIMA Crashes the Overcrest Road Rally
It all started with an e30 parked at a motel next a bar in Maggie Valley, North Carolina. The four of us wandered over in mild bemusement turned genuine astonishment at what such a nice looking e30 M3 was doing here: And then we saw some old air cooled Porsche 911s that looked like barely…
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1973 Mercedes 450SL “AMG” r107 – Your Eyes Doth Deceive
One man’s unhealthy Mercedes hoarding obsession is another man’s unhealthy car driving obsession. That’s right motherfuckers, our resident MSIMA Pimp has made another purchase. I’ve had to honor or disservice (the difference depends on your reality) to have driven and been around one too many mid 80-s to early 90’s Mercedes Benzes. Additionally, nearly all…
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Head of Chinese Communist Party Caught in Buick Enclave
“That’s not a Buick!” Said the agricultural minister. His family hasn’t heard from him since. Due to Buicks recent marketing efforts, pure confusion has swept through the communist party, struggling to identify the poorly built American automobile. “I could have sworn it was a Buick, but upon closer inspection, it was my wife’s sister!” Said…
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2012 Mercedes C63 AMG – Meine Vasektomie Bezahlen
This car has 7 clutches and an open diff. Welcome to 2010’s Mercedes engineering. It’s a wild ride from here. This generation c63 AMG to some people is the ultimate dream car. Loud, stiff, angry, and enough power to push that e92 m3 back into its corner, while still retaining the premium quality you expect…
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Mercedes F1 Shaving Drivers Before Race To Save Weight
Soon after revealing their livery, Mercedes has decided that the weight savings has not gone far enough. “We’ve run countless simulations around our virtual test track, and found that we have yet to notice a significant enough lap time delta after shedding 5 grams off from not having a full livery.”, one engineer stated. The…