Tag: formula one
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Max Vershrappedin Serves Swearing Punishment in Rwanda
Outrage from Max Verstappen’s on mic slip up has reached critical mass today. “TURN THAT SHIT OFF”, was the response by current president of the FIA Mohammed Ben Sulayem’s mother. She heard the utter fucking torrent from our reigning champ of this gawd damn world Max Verstrappon swear, when he said the word “F**k” over…
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Head of Chinese Communist Party Caught in Buick Enclave
“That’s not a Buick!” Said the agricultural minister. His family hasn’t heard from him since. Due to Buicks recent marketing efforts, pure confusion has swept through the communist party, struggling to identify the poorly built American automobile. “I could have sworn it was a Buick, but upon closer inspection, it was my wife’s sister!” Said…
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We Downloaded the Williams F1 App and got Clinically Depressed
Oh Williams F1. You plucky little buncha engineers might not be able to replicate your past successes in any capacity nowadays, but that’s okey. At least you can keep up with the modern times! And what’s that? You clever little bastards made an app?! Oh jovial summers day, let’s indulge. Yeah so Williams F1 has…
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F1 looks to add more authoritarian Regimes to Calander
After the mess that was the Las Vegas GP, F1 has been looking at easier countries to bribe host street circuits at. This comes at the dismally of both Formula 1 and the casino owners who backed the event at the government’s unwillingness to help them out. The United States was unwilling to deploy the…
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Nissan Altimas
Fuck me. It’s almost 12 am, I’m spending a night in Tampa after watching two endurance races at Sebring before having to drive cross state to Daytona, and I can’t sleep. Tighten your assholes and throw out some brain cells, I’m gonna ramble about some Nissans. Wow another dipshit that’s gonna shit on the Nissan…
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2023 Aston Martin Valkyrie – Meeting Your Hero
The Aston Martin Valkyrie has been hotly anticipated by everyone in the automotive community since it’s first debut in 2017. Since then, countless issues have plagued the company, changes in ownership, direction, a pandemic, an f1 team, no more partnering with Red Bull, a bunch of design revisions, and FINALLY, the release. So what’s a…
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Mercedes F1 Shaving Drivers Before Race To Save Weight
Soon after revealing their livery, Mercedes has decided that the weight savings has not gone far enough. “We’ve run countless simulations around our virtual test track, and found that we have yet to notice a significant enough lap time delta after shedding 5 grams off from not having a full livery.”, one engineer stated. The…
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FSAE Team Ignored for 24 hours
During the biggest IMSA race in history, one formula SAE team found itself relegated to a forgotten corner of Daytona International Speedway. Hoping to secure valuable technical and financial support from the more affluent RaceFan®️ or race team, a local formula SAE team (a university student run automotive engineering competition) secured prime real estate at…