Tag: Mercedes
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MSIMA “The Cars” of 2025 Awards
Yet another year of driving garbage. And occasionally something nice. Welcome ya fucks, to the “The Cars” of 2025! A time for us to look back and reflect on all the four wheeled abominations we’ve driven and reviewed this year. Except for me, as I am both above and incapable of self reflection. Hope y’all…
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1973 Mercedes 450SL “AMG” r107 – Your Eyes Doth Deceive
One man’s unhealthy Mercedes hoarding obsession is another man’s unhealthy car driving obsession. That’s right motherfuckers, our resident MSIMA Pimp has made another purchase. I’ve had to honor or disservice (the difference depends on your reality) to have driven and been around one too many mid 80-s to early 90’s Mercedes Benzes. Additionally, nearly all…
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Luxury Oil Burning: I thought it was just hype, but I have seen the light.
From the the desk of the skinwalker, who is currently sealed at 6.5 psi under the rocky mountains. Well it’s been a while since I’ve graced this site with a review but I got a good one for us today. The tale of a new car. As is common for the college student with a…
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1992 Mercedes W124 E320t – You Sold Your Youth for This
Thank you all for coming. It means a lot to us all at MSIMA. Today we morn the loss of a friend in spirit and in metal. The death of a legend and the resignation from youthful passion, taken far too soon from us. Our resident pimp, the purveyor of one too many Mercedes W126’s,…
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Head of Chinese Communist Party Caught in Buick Enclave
“That’s not a Buick!” Said the agricultural minister. His family hasn’t heard from him since. Due to Buicks recent marketing efforts, pure confusion has swept through the communist party, struggling to identify the poorly built American automobile. “I could have sworn it was a Buick, but upon closer inspection, it was my wife’s sister!” Said…
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Mercedes to Introduce “Prostate Massager” Option for 2025 S Class
After months of persistent emails and phone calls that have gotten us yet another restraining order on a South Florida car dealer, we’ve finally managed to get our “operatives” (some dude on discord) to “infiltrate Mercedes Benz USA” (dig through their trash) and “inform us on upcoming products” (send us low quality photos). And boy,…
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2015 Mercedes CLS400 4matic – Shouting Into the Void
Our very own MSIMA pimp and hoarder of mainly old Mercedes Benzs had a moment of realization: “the only car I own from the current millennia is currently a 6000lb British lawn ornament”. Now armed with this knowledge and the rising cost of gas compared to the up keep of a 1988 w126 420 SEL,…
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Mercedes Adds Single Dial for Traction Control on all Models
The Mercedes AMG GT R had a special part inside the cabin. Because of the true “track ready” style the GT R portrayed, Mercedes had the idea to give easy access to the traction control options placed directly on the center console. Now, a few years later, this feature is coming to all other Mercedes…
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2006 Mercedes SL600 – Runs Like Twelve Distinguished Bats and 600mg of Vicodin up its Ass
Whaddup you featherless bipeds. It’s 2006 my mo-fos, got two more years to live it up in ecstasy until the economy crashes, so jump in to this 5.5 L twin turbo V12 nut job, and let’s try to keep it pointed straight. How they hell did y’all find this? Oh silly disembodied voice of the…
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1966/70 El Merc-ino 250S 350- Criusing in the Contraption
No, I’m not going to explain myself. It’s a 60’s Mercedes 250S. It’s also a Ute. And it’s also a holly carb’d Chevy 350 swapped boomer mobile. Please hold your questions till the end. I promise you they probably will go unanswered. Oh classic Mercedes, your build quality still makes me blush. No I’m not…