Tag: Mercedes
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Mercedes Unveils the Generically Engineered Potato Behind EQ Designs

After facing criticism from the unwashed masses who believe their opinions matter in the design world, Mercedes Benz has decided to take action. Their design team finally revealed to the public the potato their department had been using as a basis for their current line of EQ electric cars. “The best work comes from nature,…
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2012 Mercedes C63 AMG – Meine Vasektomie Bezahlen

This car has 7 clutches and an open diff. Welcome to 2010’s Mercedes engineering. It’s a wild ride from here. This generation c63 AMG to some people is the ultimate dream car. Loud, stiff, angry, and enough power to push that e92 m3 back into its corner, while still retaining the premium quality you expect…
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Quickie – First Drive in a Koenig W126

A friend imported one. I got the chance to drive it. It needs restoration work, but here’s a a short one for y’all anyways! I’ve driven three different Mercedes w126 s-classes, not including this one (not all from the same person funny enough). The Koenig, without spoiling much because we still need content for later…
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Mercedes F1 Shaving Drivers Before Race To Save Weight

Soon after revealing their livery, Mercedes has decided that the weight savings has not gone far enough. “We’ve run countless simulations around our virtual test track, and found that we have yet to notice a significant enough lap time delta after shedding 5 grams off from not having a full livery.”, one engineer stated. The…



