Tag: jaguar
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2014 Jaguar XJ – Bangers, Mash, and Wasted Cash
Yes it wound up on a tow truck. No it wasn’t its fault. Nor ours. Fuck you. This car wasn’t really all that good but somehow it won us over. It’s plagued with pretty shitty build quality, obtuse 2010’s screen based infotainment, a soggy towel of a chassis, and a powertrain that lacked enough *oomph*…
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Everyone has Jaguars end of life timeline wrong: The end started in the 80’s and 90’s, not the 00’s
From an abandoned prsion in the woods of PA the skinwalker presents: I’m going to make the absurd case to you all wonderful consumers here, that Jaguar up until very recently and for the last decade was actually a good company, up until the recent all too public downfall of the British, wait American, perhaps…
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MSIMA “The Cars” of 2023 Awards
Over the past year, us assholes managed to get our grubby little 20-something year old hands on a fair amount of metal and carbon. And for some reason, you guys keep eating it up. So like a fly to shit, let’s go back and recognize the travesty (and occasional triumphs) from the automotive landscape that…
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1993 Daimler Double Six – God Bless the Old Men
So, over the weekend I was given an awesome opportunity by an awesome British-only dealership. They have a load of interesting inventory, including Morgans and Caterhams. However, being the quirky place they are, the “truck” of the fleet is a Daimler Double Six. For those uninitiated, it’s just a Jaguar XJ with the V12, but…