Tag: Lamborghini
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MSIMA Gets Ripped Off at the 2025 Miami Concours
In the wake of the most recent Epstein file release, we now have a glimpse of what it’s like to be a victim of the wealthy aristocrat lifestyle before they are taken to the island. Three Mis-Shift certified Assholes ventured into the hellish depths of the Miami Concours with the goal of having a swell…
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2022 Lamborghini Urus – Bloated Bullshit
How are these things selling? No seriously, how did these stupid things sell? Was it really that easy? Just take an Audi Q7 with an RSQ8 motor, do some “Pimp My Ride” magic, and then slap a $200,000+ price tag on the damn thing? Their scheme must’ve worked given the amount of them roaming the…
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Head of Chinese Communist Party Caught in Buick Enclave
“That’s not a Buick!” Said the agricultural minister. His family hasn’t heard from him since. Due to Buicks recent marketing efforts, pure confusion has swept through the communist party, struggling to identify the poorly built American automobile. “I could have sworn it was a Buick, but upon closer inspection, it was my wife’s sister!” Said…
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Top 10…
After much debate and consultation with sources across the automotive world, we are honored to bring you a collected record of the top 10. The top 10 what? I hear you asking, pleading, arms aloft gazing up at our gilded royal balcony for any sort of meaningful address. Chaos runs in the streets. Buildings crumble.…
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MSIMA “The Cars” of 2023 Awards
Over the past year, us assholes managed to get our grubby little 20-something year old hands on a fair amount of metal and carbon. And for some reason, you guys keep eating it up. So like a fly to shit, let’s go back and recognize the travesty (and occasional triumphs) from the automotive landscape that…
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Ride of the Decade – Lamborghini Miura SV and Countach Periscopio
Ah anonymous connections, what a wonderful thing. You don’t need the details about who or why. Just that an old roommate was involved, and I flew from Germany to the UK to eventually be surprised by these two! This is going to be one of those days, even without being able to drive. The Miura…