Tag: lemons
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Head of Chinese Communist Party Caught in Buick Enclave
“That’s not a Buick!” Said the agricultural minister. His family hasn’t heard from him since. Due to Buicks recent marketing efforts, pure confusion has swept through the communist party, struggling to identify the poorly built American automobile. “I could have sworn it was a Buick, but upon closer inspection, it was my wife’s sister!” Said…
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IMSA takes Inspiration from iRacing Week 13 for 2024 Season
After a night of drunkenly watching iRacing’s “Week 13” shenanigans, directors at IMSA have decided to take inspiration for the 2024 season. “We throughly enjoyed watching a figure 8 race comprised of Skip Barber Formula Dodges vs current F4 cars, and figured we could generate the same type of enthusiasm”, says IMSA head John Doonan.…
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Spec Altima vs Spec Land Yacht – Which is the Series for You?
There are a surprising amount of options out there if you want to dive into competitive racing. SCCA and NASA, the two largest motorsports organizations in the US of A, offer us two unique classes to look at, and help you decide which is right for the aspiring racing driver inside all of us. Spec…
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Man Wins LeMons Race, Angry at Lack of Edible Fruit
Rodney Stolto, of team Rusty Bucket Racing, was thrilled to compete in the budget racing “LeMons” series. However, after forming a team of a NASA propulsion scientist, Lincoln dealership general manager, and Formula Dodge championship podium finisher of 1998, entering a car at Road America, and winning Class B, he and his team where severely…