Tag: 911
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MSIMA Crashes the Overcrest Road Rally
It all started with an e30 parked at a motel next a bar in Maggie Valley, North Carolina. The four of us wandered over in mild bemusement turned genuine astonishment at what such a nice looking e30 M3 was doing here: And then we saw some old air cooled Porsche 911s that looked like barely…
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Head of Chinese Communist Party Caught in Buick Enclave
“That’s not a Buick!” Said the agricultural minister. His family hasn’t heard from him since. Due to Buicks recent marketing efforts, pure confusion has swept through the communist party, struggling to identify the poorly built American automobile. “I could have sworn it was a Buick, but upon closer inspection, it was my wife’s sister!” Said…
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2022 Porsche Turbo S Suffers Suspension Failure During Track-day Due To Weight Of Driver’s Ego
“We only factored in about a 50% increase in ego inflation, it seems this wasn’t enough”
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Porsche Running Out of Numbers For New 911 Generation
From the desk of Daniel “Pinecone” Verona The crisis becomes clearer as engineers search for a way to count below 1 Recently MSIMA informants have relayed concerning news from the Porsche headquarters in Stuttgart. As the company makes early preparations for the next generation of 911 sports cars, engineers have reportedly discovered that the company…