Tag: food
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Head of Chinese Communist Party Caught in Buick Enclave
“That’s not a Buick!” Said the agricultural minister. His family hasn’t heard from him since. Due to Buicks recent marketing efforts, pure confusion has swept through the communist party, struggling to identify the poorly built American automobile. “I could have sworn it was a Buick, but upon closer inspection, it was my wife’s sister!” Said…
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An educated guide to Wind Tunnel Food for Interns by MSIMA Culinary Experts : Aerodyne and A2
Welcome to MSIMA’s new food column. Someone wasn’t able to conscience me that an auto themed food column was a bad idea! (*from Pierce et all: we did, it was like talking to a stoned wall) Hey you there. Yea I’m looking at you consumer. No no, you play your ass there. We’re talking about…
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An educated guide to Wind Tunnel Food for Interns by MSIMA Culinary Experts : WindShear Full Scale Rolling Road Wind Tunnel
It’s 10pm, you’re double shifting it at Windshear because the Daytona 500 is two months away, and you’ve got a good week’s worth of extra tunnel test time to use up before year’s end. Between a shit repeat and a change that’s too small to detect, your poor, college student tummy begins to make the…
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Car Cafe: New Automotive Themed Restaurant Using Cars to Cook
After the failure of Ace Cafe Orlando, a series of late night handicapped bathroom stall deals occurred to see the location change many hands, names, and assholes, until the IRS was throughly bamboozled. The outcome, however, is that unlike Palm Beach Intentional Raceway, Ace Cafe Orlando gets a second chance! Now known as Car Cafe,…