Tag: society
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Head of Chinese Communist Party Caught in Buick Enclave
“That’s not a Buick!” Said the agricultural minister. His family hasn’t heard from him since. Due to Buicks recent marketing efforts, pure confusion has swept through the communist party, struggling to identify the poorly built American automobile. “I could have sworn it was a Buick, but upon closer inspection, it was my wife’s sister!” Said…
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Man falls asleep in a society, wakes up in a Zociety
One too many times Noah Noe (who was asked to be nameless) has decided he’d rather smell sharpies than focus on his job at a gas station. But who could blame him really. It was 3am, four hours into the “real” morning shift, when the event in question happened. “There was a bright flash of…
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In The Defense of Simple Cars
From the desk of Daniel “Pinecone” Verona Every car is brought into this world with purposes. Multiple, sometimes countless intentions of function, form, and a method to convey each. But in the end, at the mercy of the general public, each will be remembered a certain way. Machines have identities, souls, and traits that the…