Tag: volkswagen
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Top 10 Hot-Not-Hatches
We love hot hatches; theyre cheap, fun, and practical. But they’re not alone. In fact, there’s a lot of cheap, fun, and practical cars that aren’t even hatchbacks.
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Head of Chinese Communist Party Caught in Buick Enclave
“That’s not a Buick!” Said the agricultural minister. His family hasn’t heard from him since. Due to Buicks recent marketing efforts, pure confusion has swept through the communist party, struggling to identify the poorly built American automobile. “I could have sworn it was a Buick, but upon closer inspection, it was my wife’s sister!” Said…
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2023 VW Touran – Touch Me Haptically
Wassup ya buncha featherless bipeds. I’ve got the keys to a VW Touran (whatever that is) and Switzerland as my playground! You know the age old debate of “good car – bad road vs bad car – good road”? This. This is that debate. God help me. But we’ll get to that later. First, the…
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2015 Golf GTI – Anything is Worth a Try Once
Share this post with your friends to mis-shift into their asses too! People need to stop letting me drive cars that are actually fast because it makes me feel bad about the circumstances of my own life. This is one of those cars, a mostly-2015 Volkswagen Golf track weapon with 370 horsepower to prove it,…
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1971 VW Sand Rail – The Super Luxurious Omnidirectional Whatchamajigger (Slow)
No. Fuck you. This isn’t a car. I don’t know why we let the Polaris slingshit or the bikes pass but n- Anyways, now that Monty has been locked away in my special room with no windows, we can proceed. Sorry, I needed to lock him away for now, because this is a special one.…
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I Wish the Jetta GLI was a Hatchback: Hot Take
The VW Jetta GLI is a gem of the Volkswagen lineup. A peppy drivetrain, solid chassis feel and plenty of room for a great daily driver. However, the offices of MSIMA have erupted with a new take on this classic vehicle. The hot hatch idea has been in the cultural zeitgeist for decades now, and…