Tag: hypercar
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Vittori Motors Announces GT2 Program
Tighten your assholes, cause we’ve violated SEVERAL NDA’s and are now banned from traveling through EU nations just to give YOU the best god-damn news we can. Eat it up, you worthless consumers, like the cattle in a feedlot that you are. Anyways. Start up AI-POWERED hypercar company, Vittori Motors, has announced big motorsports ambitions…
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MSIMA Gets Ripped Off at the 2025 Miami Concours
In the wake of the most recent Epstein file release, we now have a glimpse of what it’s like to be a victim of the wealthy aristocrat lifestyle before they are taken to the island. Three Mis-Shift certified Assholes ventured into the hellish depths of the Miami Concours with the goal of having a swell…
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The ZR1X Might Be Fast, But MSIMA *Will* Be FASTER
May of you “so called loyal consumers of content” may have heard from more “reputable” and “intellectual” sources that the new 1200 hp awd hybrid Corvette ZR1X posted a sub 2 second 0-60 time on both a prepped and unprepared surface. This bit of news, after further examination (reading it on Hagerty’s Instagram account) turns…
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AI Powered Ultracar Announced
VoltraX (pronounced Voltra-X) a startup from Singapore by two Americans who demanded politely asked to be referred to as “expats”, has just announced the company’s first ever car, the ExoVibe. The ExoVibe is a 1750 HP AWD hybrid AI-powered “Ultracar”. A few renders were shown to us during a press event over Zoom last week.…
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300th Article Special! Bugatti Chiron VS An Oxcart: Battle of the Brutes
No one wanted to miss this test. MSIMA staff, guest writers, fans, friends, family, rabbis and priests alike all flew out to the west coast for this one. Never before had two vehicles of such historical importance been brought together like this, and we here at MSIMA had the honor to not only perform our…
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Aston Martin Announces Road Going Version of their Valkyrie LMH Race Car
After getting spat on by a French bus driver, we finally made it to Le Mans! Following the announcements of road going versions of their Le Mans Hypercars (LMH) from Glickenhaus and Porsche, Aston Martin follows suit with their own version. Dubbed simply “the Aston Martin Valkyrie”, this road legal LMH car is more than…
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Head of Chinese Communist Party Caught in Buick Enclave
“That’s not a Buick!” Said the agricultural minister. His family hasn’t heard from him since. Due to Buicks recent marketing efforts, pure confusion has swept through the communist party, struggling to identify the poorly built American automobile. “I could have sworn it was a Buick, but upon closer inspection, it was my wife’s sister!” Said…
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Tales from the Inbox: Hypercar Hijinks
We received this email from one Maxwell Chetterston, who expressed grave concern about our validity as “professional automotive journalists”. Lmao alright dude: Dear so called Assholes, I have read through the sorry excuse for a humorous website, and I have many grievances with the affront to my eyes that I’ve had to behold. However, chiefly…
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2023 Aston Martin Valkyrie – Meeting Your Hero
The Aston Martin Valkyrie has been hotly anticipated by everyone in the automotive community since it’s first debut in 2017. Since then, countless issues have plagued the company, changes in ownership, direction, a pandemic, an f1 team, no more partnering with Red Bull, a bunch of design revisions, and FINALLY, the release. So what’s a…