Tag: turbo
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Head of Chinese Communist Party Caught in Buick Enclave
“That’s not a Buick!” Said the agricultural minister. His family hasn’t heard from him since. Due to Buicks recent marketing efforts, pure confusion has swept through the communist party, struggling to identify the poorly built American automobile. “I could have sworn it was a Buick, but upon closer inspection, it was my wife’s sister!” Said…
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1987 Porsche 944 Turbo – Just Retire Already
NO! GTFO, THATS NOT A REAL PORSCHE. THATS A POOR-SCHE; YOU ONLY BUY ONE BECAUSE YOU’RE POOR!! ITS A LEFTOVER HALF ABORTION FROM VW THAT THOSE FUCKS AT STUTTGART- oh we get to drive it? Uhhhhhh. Another Porsche review!? Right after that Cayman? Actually, this and the 5’er that will follow came from the beginning…
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1996 Porsche 911 993 Carrera Twin Turbo’d – The Air-Cooled Mythos
My dad’s old car, driven by yours truly back when we still had it. It’s a 1996 Porsche 911 Carrera, 993. It was modified back in the day to be a track weapon, with two massive turbos shoved in its wide rear end. The car made somewhere north of 450hp back in the day. It…