One too many times Noah Noe (who was asked to be nameless) has decided he’d rather smell sharpies than focus on his job at a gas station. But who could blame him really. It was 3am, four hours into the “real” morning shift, when the event in question happened.

“There was a bright flash of light, with the sound of trumpets growing louder and louder before my very existence was consumed by it”, Noah explained, “then all went black”.

His report states that he awoke to in a room filled with cherry flavored mist, as a singular light began to illuminate the space.

“It was fucking surreal bro, the light of the heavens above shined down on me dude. And like, I felt so holy, holy moley you catch my drift?”

Two massive doorways parted to show a view of the outside world. Towers of glass stretched a mile high, as bridges crossed between them. Blimps and flying machines of all sorts filled the clear blue skies of this new world.

“There were people right, but like not normal. The world is usually so dark and depressing, but this was happy and bright. It’s like I never stopped vaping, this is what the world could look like bro.” Noah said, “and there, in the middle is a stanced Nissan 350z, butterfly door open, with a voice commanding me to drive”.

Doing as his chemically induced delusions instructed him to, Noah committed felony theft and began to drive around the Utopian world.

“Dude I was cruising, but like soon I realized… everything was Z. It’s all Z… the world was a Nissan Z car”

After what felt like hours of wandering, cruising with my Zeple, winning “best of class” and driving 120 in the right late, the trumpets came again.

And with a flash of light, he awoke once more, this time in hospital, having been in a coma for a year.

“It was so vivid, I had to see if anyone else had been there, and soon I learned about Zociety”

The world which he described is commonly known as “Zociety”, is a little studied phenomena many people across the world have caught a glimpse of. A utopia where all issues are solved, humanity are ever content Gods amongst the stars, all needs and wants are met, and the root of their success seems to revolve entirely around the Nissan Z car (usually the 350, 370, and 400) and it’s deeply engrained roll it their society. The Z car is both god and uh… anti-god, life and death, but most of all, the Z is lyfe in the Zociety.