Outrage from Max Verstappen’s on mic slip up has reached critical mass today.
“TURN THAT SHIT OFF”, was the response by current president of the FIA Mohammed Ben Sulayem’s mother. She heard the utter fucking torrent from our reigning champ of this gawd damn world Max Verstrappon swear, when he said the word “F**k” over the radio.
“This is an utter disgrace and mockery of human kind”, says guy who created the YouTube video “Top Ten Minecraft YouTubers Who’ve Sworn” in his petition to the FIA for swift and vigilant justice.
Max’s trial had moved unhindered through the lower courts, with the FIA announcing the start of his punishment immediately after the awards ceremony in Rwanda. He is to be sentenced to three and a half months in Nyarugenge Prison to atone for his crimes against humanity.
Nyarugenge Prison, for the ignorant and uninformed dipshits out there, is a prison in the Nyarugenge region of Rwanda with a history of human rights abuses. The perfect place for our Dutchie to reflect on saying fuck on air.
We’re eagerly waiting for the SkyNews post-sentence interview powered by AWS, and look forward to a family friendly season of innocently sponsored race cars not endangering people’s lives for some good old fashioned fun.



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