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A Man with no Sense of Direction and a Man who can’t Give Directions Team Up for Rally America Season

Coming to the last Rally America season, a disabled entry from the United Paralympian’s of America have been testing rigorously in the parking lots of warehouse complex’s. Using an older Ford Fiesta (half for it’s high quality Ford SYNC headunit, and other half because of the lack of federal funding), this disabled team consists of two determined men who are ready to take on the largest challenge of their lives.

The driver is a mentally disabled man who has a deficiency in his parietal lobe, causing a lapse in his sense of direction and location. You can find him walking in circles in the local mall struggling to find the exit. The co-driver has suffered a major brain hemorrhage, causing him to speak the opposite of what he really means to say. This leads to especially confusing directions, always saying “left” instead of “right”.

“We want to show the world that even if you’re inept to the point where you need help finding the exit in a McDonald’s, or you struggle to read out to your friend what exit a GPS yelling at you to take, you can still make a competitive effort in Motorsports”.

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